Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

-Kyle Larson may run Nationwide full-time this year in a Target car for EGR and may run a few Cup races at the end of the year

Why this is a bad move, in one picture:

Didn't Joey actually do quite well when he debut in Nationwide, I'm sure Larson will do the same, hopefully he doesn't get rushed to Cup too soon.

[BWard]

-Kyle Larson may run Nationwide full-time this year in a Target car for EGR and may run a few Cup races at the end of the year

Why this is a bad move, in one picture:

Didn't Joey actually do quite well when he debut in Nationwide, I'm sure Larson will do the same, hopefully he doesn't get rushed to Cup too soon.

Unlike what happened to Rees Sorenson, if you know what I mean.

[Lucstar88]

-Ross Chastain may be going to Brad Keselowski Racing, part of a two truck team with Ryan Blaney

I would honestly like this decision if BKR has sponsorship...

[racingfreak1999]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

[BWard]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I give this a big YES move for him.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I like Piqwah but it should be Buescher.

[Lucstar88]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I like Piqwah but it should be Buescher.

Yep.. should of been Buscher cause HE WON A DAMM TRUCK Title. Has 5 Wins to Piquet's 3 (including NNS).. probably because of sponsorship?

[Alpineopossum]

JD - 01 - Mike Wallace
JD - 4 - paydrivers?
Childress - 2 - Brian Scott
Childress - 3 - Austin Dillon
Childress - 33 - Kevin Harvick / Tony Stewart / Brenden Gaughan / Ty Dillon
JR - 5 - Kasey Kahne / Brad Sweet
JR - 7 - Regan Smith
Roush - 6 - Trevor Bayne
Roush - 60 - Travis Pastrada*
TriStar - 10 - Jeff Green or ???
TriStar - 14 - Eric McClure
TriStar - 19 - Hal Martin*
TriStar - 44 - Mike Bliss or ???
Gibbs - 11 - Elliott Sadler
Gibbs - 18 - Kyle Busch / Matt Kenseth
Gibbs - 20 - Brian Vickers
Penske - 12 - Sam Hornish Jr
Penske - 22 - Brad Keselowski
Ware - 15 - Timmy Hill or Blake Koch or Carl Long or ???
R3 - 23 - ???
SR^2 - 24 - paydrivers
Turner - 30 - Nelson Piquet, Jr*
Turner - 31 - Justin Allgiar
Go Green Racing - 39 - Jeffery Earnhardt*
Key - 40 - Erik Darnell or ???
Key - 42 - Josh Wise or ???
Key - 46 - Matthew DiBennendetto or ???
Key - 47 - Scott Speed or ???
Petty - 43 - Michael Annett
Clements - 51 - Jeremy Clements
Hamilton - 52 - Joey Gase
ML - 70 - Johanna Long
Busch - 77 - Parker Klingerman*
MacDonald - 81 - Harry Vaulkhard* or ???
NEMCO - 87 - Joe Nemechek
Biagi DenBeste - 98 - Kevin Swindell*
RAB - 99 - Kenny Wallace or ???
Ganassi - ?? - Kyle Larson*

38 cars...
Plus part time entries for the #54 Busch car, the #1 Pheonix Car, Lagasse in the Boy Scouts #8, and the #88 JR car. Also expect a bunch of teams to show up occasionally. This list includes:
- The #21 RCR car
- Tommy Baldwin with Little Truex and Blatentsh*t
- A fifth TriStar car for Charles Lewandowski and/or Reed Sorenson
- Randy Hill's #80
- Adrian Berryhill in the #17
- The Baker / Curb 27
- John Jackson
- The 00 car driven by the Plastic Twins
- a second NEMCO car
- A third turner car for Jeb Burton and James Buescher
- Kevin LaPage (God help us) in the 86
- Creation's #73
Count on about 50% of these showing up for a race.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I like Piqwah but it should be Buescher.

Yep.. should of been Buscher cause HE WON A DAMM TRUCK Title. Has 5 Wins to Piquet's 3 (including NNS).. probably because of sponsorship?

Could also be the fact that Piquet won in Nationwide using actual talent, and Buescher won because he was the only driver to not die at the end of the race.

[BWard]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I like Piqwah but it should be Buescher.

Yep.. should of been Buscher cause HE WON A DAMM TRUCK Title. Has 5 Wins to Piquet's 3 (including NNS).. probably because of sponsorship?

Could also be the fact that Piquet won in Nationwide using actual talent, and Buescher won because he was the only driver to not die at the end of the race.

Ha exactly, imo I can only predict Piquet Jr. can win all the Rosd Course races this season which could put him as a possible title contender.

[Dan Mackay]

lets see:
Who the hell is pastrada
27 is the GC Motorsports International car
ware will have his 400 S&P entrys like usual
same old stuff for tristar
who the hell is lapage, sounds like a glue to me

[iAMBADDATGAMES]

-Ross Chastain may be going to Brad Keselowski Racing, part of a two truck team with Ryan Blaney

An update on this, Ross Chastain will be driving 15 races for Brad Keselowski in the #19 truck Ford with Brad Keselowski and Joey Logano driving the rest of the schedule except for Eldora in which Dave Blaney will drive.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

-Ross Chastain may be going to Brad Keselowski Racing, part of a two truck team with Ryan Blaney

An update on this, Ross Chastain will be driving 15 races for Brad Keselowski in the #19 truck Ford with Brad Keselowski and Joey Logano driving the rest of the schedule except for Eldora in which Dave Blaney will drive.

>Dave Blaney at Eldora.

Thanks based Brad.

[RocketKnight]

apparently Landon Cassil is leaving BK Racing.

[BWard]

apparently Landon Cassil is leaving BK Racing.

He had already, but his statement about leaving the team is very amusing

[Alta]

Nelson Piquet is going to Nationwide for Turner Scott.

I'm all for Piquet and i love that's he moving up especially when he was one of the fastest drivers but it doesn't make sense to me when your moving up the guy that got the top 10 in points and not moving up the champion from the same time, maybe it's money....maybe it's wanting to net another championship with Buescher which going by this season won't seem to hard at all.

[Rykia]

apparently Landon Cassil is leaving BK Racing.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

...I do not approve of this.

[Alta]

apparently Landon Cassil is leaving BK Racing.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

...I do not approve of this.

Blame him and his "Championship Caliber Test Driver" abilities. (literally what he said)

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

So is BK now Kvapil and Reuti, or is Reuti still EEXXXXXTTTTRRRREEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!?

[navycook75]

So is BK now Kvapil and Reuti, or is Reuti still EEXXXXXTTTTRRRREEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!?

he's going to BK

[RACECAR]

lets see:
Who the hell is pastrada
27 is the GC Motorsports International car
ware will have his 400 S&P entrys like usual
same old stuff for tristar
who the hell is lapage, sounds like a glue to me

I can only assume that would be Travis Pastrana (Guy driving in Nationwide full time for Roush) and Kevin Lepage (AKA, guy who took out half the field in a Nationwide race and then claims they should get better spotters).

[BWard]

apparently Landon Cassil is leaving BK Racing.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

...I do not approve of this.

Blame him and his "Championship Caliber Test Driver" abilities. (literally what he said)

With what he said in his statement, clearly he's such a moron IMO.

[Tanrar]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

Which is pretty much a step sideways since there's very little difference in BKR and FRM.

TBR are going from the #36 to the #7.

[BWard]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

there's hardly any spots available in any NASCAR-sanctioned Series right now, in other words he could be out of NASCAR for the whole of 2013 altogether.

[Jason Hamilton]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

Which is pretty much a step sideways since there's very little difference in BKR and FRM.

TBR are going from the #36 to the #7.

F**k

I'm pissed becouse this means two things: 1. Robby Gordon isn't returning (not even for the road courses) and 2. Danica will therefore get the number in 2014

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

Which is pretty much a step sideways since there's very little difference in BKR and FRM.

TBR are going from the #36 to the #7.

F**k

I'm pissed becouse this means two things: 1. Robby Gordon isn't returning (not even for the road courses) and 2. Danica will therefore get the number in 2014

1. I'm pretty sure Robby Gordon doesn't really care about NASCAR any more.
2. Pretty sure Danica will remain in the #10 because that was her number choice when she announced she was moving to Cup.
3. The number change is in memory of Tommy Baldwin Sr. who raced the #NY7 in Modifieds.

[navycook75]

This was probably the stupidest move Landon Cassill could've made at this stage in the off-season. His options are VERY limited right now. At best, he'll wind up at Front Row.

Which is pretty much a step sideways since there's very little difference in BKR and FRM.

TBR are going from the #36 to the #7.

F**k

I'm pissed becouse this means two things: 1. Robby Gordon isn't returning (not even for the road courses) and 2. Danica will therefore get the number in 2014

1. I'm pretty sure Robby Gordon doesn't really care about NASCAR any more.

and even if he did, he still could drive the 07 or 77.

[Mother of Invention]

Guess Who

[Tanrar]

Guess Who

wat

[Mother of Invention]

It's Curtis Key trash, They bought some cup cars D:

[flyingturns89]

At least they're dropping two Nationwide teams apparently.

[Cynon]

So is BK now Kvapil and Reuti, or is Reuti still EEXXXXXTTTTRRRREEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!?

Kvapil and Reutimann has got to be the most boring driver lineup since Trulli and Glock. Seriously.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

Meanwhile in testing Danica was faster than Gordon.




































huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

[f1fan12]

So is BK now Kvapil and Reuti, or is Reuti still EEXXXXXTTTTRRRREEEEEMMMMMEEEEEE!?

Kvapil and Reutimann has got to be the most boring driver lineup since Trulli and Glock. Seriously.

Trulli at least gets into arguements...



Both Kvapil and Reutimann have the personality of cardboard!

[Dan Mackay]

At least they're dropping two Nationwide teams apparently.

I imagine parking 2 cup cars (provided they qualify) pays more then parking 3 nationwide cars, just ask tristar

[flyingturns89]

At least they're dropping two Nationwide teams apparently.

I imagine parking 2 cup cars (provided they qualify) pays more then parking 3 nationwide cars, just ask tristar

Unless they run full-time there's no way they're making the field. Their current fleet of drivers can't make it in Cup, except Josh Wise, but he's driving the #26.

[Mother of Invention]

I heard they're only enterring four races in cup. Both Martinsville and Both Richmond Races.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

I heard they're only enterring four races in cup. Both Martinsville and Both Richmond Races.

That sounds like SS Motorsports.

[BWard]

I heard they're only enterring four races in cup. Both Martinsville and Both Richmond Races.

If they do then it's more than likely that their cars will start and park.

[AntmanB]

Fans get to vote on Sprint Unlimited rules: For the first time in NASCAR history, fans will decide the Race Format, Pit Stops, Elimination and Miss Sprint Cup's Fire Suit in The Sprint Unlimited. More info at NASCAR.com, more info, past winners and more on my 2013 Sprint Limited page.(1-21-2013)

Fans Can vote on
1. Number of Race Laps for Each Segment
2. Pit Stop Requirements for end of first segment
3. How many cars should be Eliminated at the end of the second Segment
4. Which fire suit miss sprint sup will wear in victory lane


Choices are on the nascar.com site.

[RealRacer4]

I personally think they should keep things simple for that race. The only thing that's really bothering me is the elimination rule. Besides, who knows how many wrecked cars we'll have by the end of the 2nd segment?

[Alta]

Fans get to vote on Sprint Unlimited rules: For the first time in NASCAR history, fans will decide the Race Format, Pit Stops, Elimination and Miss Sprint Cup's Fire Suit in The Sprint Unlimited. More info at NASCAR.com, more info, past winners and more on my 2013 Sprint Limited page.(1-21-2013)

Fans Can vote on
1. Number of Race Laps for Each Segment
2. Pit Stop Requirements for end of first segment
3. How many cars should be Eliminated at the end of the second Segment
4. Which fire suit miss sprint sup will wear in victory lane


Choices are on the nascar.com site.

This isn't fun.

[BWard]

Fans get to vote on Sprint Unlimited rules: For the first time in NASCAR history, fans will decide the Race Format, Pit Stops, Elimination and Miss Sprint Cup's Fire Suit in The Sprint Unlimited. More info at NASCAR.com, more info, past winners and more on my 2013 Sprint Limited page.(1-21-2013)

Fans Can vote on
1. Number of Race Laps for Each Segment
2. Pit Stop Requirements for end of first segment
3. How many cars should be Eliminated at the end of the second Segment
4. Which fire suit miss sprint sup will wear in victory lane


Choices are on the nascar.com site.

This isn't fun.

Sounds like fun to me cos' I'll be there.

[Spannerhead29 (Nelson)]

My votes.

1. 35/30/10 because 10 lap shootout will cause death
2. 4 tires because stupid shit on pit road could happen.
3. 6 cars because it'll cause death before death.
4. Suit 3 because reasons.

[Vincent Giacalone]

30/25/20 because we have enough cluster balls-out insane stupid finishes to races due to the final restart being with few laps to go.

2-tire stop because I'm shamelessly retro. Look it up.

No elimination because the Shootout doesn't need it.

Suit 1 because it's not as Y3LL0W!!!!!1

[Backmarker]

Fans Can vote on
1. Number of Race Laps for Each Segment
2. Pit Stop Requirements for end of first segment
3. How many cars should be Eliminated at the end of the second Segment
4. Which fire suit miss sprint sup will wear in victory lane

One of these things is not like the others...

[AntmanB]

1. 35/30/10
2. 4 Tires
3. No Elimination
4. Who the fuck cares.

[Alpineopossum]

The nationwide team chart is coming together
+ Alex Bowman will run the full year for RAB in the No. 99
+ Danny Efland will return to the #4
JD - 01 - Mike Wallace
JD - 4 - Danny Efland
Childress - 2 - Brian Scott
Childress - 3 - Austin Dillon
Childress - 33 - Kevin Harvick / Tony Stewart / Brenden Gaughan / Ty Dillon
JR - 5 - Kasey Kahne / Brad Sweet
JR - 7 - Regan Smith
Roush - 6 - Trevor Bayne
Roush - 60 - Travis Pastrada*
TriStar - 10 - Jeff Green or ???
TriStar - 14 - Eric McClure
TriStar - 19 - Hal Martin*
TriStar - 44 - Mike Bliss or ???
Gibbs - 11 - Elliott Sadler
Gibbs - 18 - Kyle Busch / Matt Kenseth
Gibbs - 20 - Brian Vickers
Penske - 12 - Sam Hornish Jr
Penske - 22 - Brad Keselowski
Ware - 15 - Timmy Hill or Blake Koch or Carl Long or ???
R3 - 23 - ???
SR^2 - 24 - paydrivers
Turner - 30 - Nelson Piquet, Jr*
Turner - 31 - Justin Allgiar
Go Green Racing - 39 - Jeffery Earnhardt*
Key - 40 - Erik Darnell or ???
Key - 42 - Matthew DiBennendetto or ???
Petty - 43 - Michael Annett
Clements - 51 - Jeremy Clements
Hamilton - 52 - Joey Gase
ML - 70 - Johanna Long
Busch - 77 - Parker Klingerman*
MacDonald - 81 - Harry Vaulkhard* or Jason Bowles or ???
NEMCO - 87 - Joe Nemechek
Biagi DenBeste - 98 - Kevin Swindell*
RAB - 99 - Alex Bowman
Ganassi - ?? - Kyle Larson*

[Alpineopossum]

Apologies for the double post


Trucks
RCR - 3 - Ty Dillon
RCR - 62 - Brenden Gaughan
Turner Scott - 4 - Jeb Burton
Turner Scott - 31 - James Buescher
Turner Scott - 32 - Miguel Paludo
Red Horse Racing - 7 - John Wes Townley
Red Horse Racing - 17 - Timothy Peters or ???
ESR - 8 - Max Gresham
NTS - 9 - Ron Hornaday
NTS - 14 - Brennan Newberry
Cobb - 10 - Jennifer Jo Cobb
ThorSport - 13 - Johnny Sauter
ThorSport - 88 - Matt Crafton
Busch - 18 - Joey Coulter
Keselowski - 19 - Ross Chastain / Dave Blaney / Brad Keselowski / Joey Logano
Keselowski - 29 - Ryan Blaney
GB - 23 - Jason White
Benning - 57 - Norm Benning

The only unknown from a full time team is whether or not Timothy Peters will be back.


IndyCar notes
- Legge could be kicked off of Dragon Racing
- EJ Viso has the money but not a single team is willing to take him on. That's when you know a driver is sh*t. There are several teams (Coyne, HVM) on the sidelines with no funding and Viso can't get a ride with any of them
- Tristan Vaultier might land a ride with Schmitt but it looks like a long shot
- HVM wants back in

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