Re: 2014 Silly Season Thread

[navycook75]

Alien Hunters to be at Zarklon XII

Known bounty hunters Dan D. Sinclair and Joel Michaels announced that they will be at the Zarklon XII race later in the season.

Sinclair is from Earth, and he became a bounty hunter after being fascinated with the Roswell incident and finding out that the Aliens involved were actually a very rare species. He is known to be good with the ladies, and blows most of his money that he gets from capturing aliens at a place oddly similar to Hooters.

Joel is a Betelgeusian, a race that is very similar to the common housecat except they are taller and bipetal. His name is a translation of a Betelgeusian name, which to most others, is very hard to understand. He is known to be very lazy, and will spend all of his money the same way as Dan.

They however saved enough money to buy equipment for a two car team. They first announced that they were going to have the aforementioned restaurant as a sponsor, but was denied after finding out that both had a astronomical debt, so at this point, they will be sponsorless.

They also announced that they might show up to Cleveland, that is, if they don't sell the cars for money.

[f1fan12]

Prince of Zarklon XII combats Alien Bounty issue by issuing warrants for death. Issues reward for their scalps.


Prince Tlas of Zarklon XII issues warrants for the death of two alien bounty hunters that are claiming to attempt the Zarklon XII race. He stated, "My people will not be tortured by anyone other than me or my glorious Father In-Law. Therefore I am issuing an award for their dead bodies, 65 million tons of goats milk and the head of a cow for their scalps which I will mount on my mantelpiece for my friends to admire while drinking the blood of a Goodarian solider. If they survive long enough to start the race... a free space craft from Zarklon Motors worth 47 chickens and 72 hamburgers already contaminated with salmonella." Prince Tlas ended with, "Hurry the deal ends soon!"

[navycook75]

Prince of Zarklon XII combats Alien Bounty issue by issuing warrants for death. Issues reward for their scalps.


Prince Tlas of Zarklon XII issues warrants for the death of two alien bounty hunters that are claiming to attempt the Zarklon XII race. He stated, "My people will not be tortured by anyone other than me or my glorious Father In-Law. Therefore I am issuing an award for their dead bodies, 65 million tons of goats milk and the head of a cow for their scalps which I will mount on my mantelpiece for my friends to admire while drinking the blood of a Goodarian solider. If they survive long enough to start the race... a free space craft from Zarklon Motors worth 47 chickens and 72 hamburgers already contaminated with salmonella." Prince Tlas ended with, "Hurry the deal ends soon!"

I should of clarified, but they don't actually kill.

Not to mention it's a refrence that probably only two people will get.

[f1fan12]

Prince of Zarklon XII combats Alien Bounty issue by issuing warrants for death. Issues reward for their scalps.


Prince Tlas of Zarklon XII issues warrants for the death of two alien bounty hunters that are claiming to attempt the Zarklon XII race. He stated, "My people will not be tortured by anyone other than me or my glorious Father In-Law. Therefore I am issuing an award for their dead bodies, 65 million tons of goats milk and the head of a cow for their scalps which I will mount on my mantelpiece for my friends to admire while drinking the blood of a Goodarian solider. If they survive long enough to start the race... a free space craft from Zarklon Motors worth 47 chickens and 72 hamburgers already contaminated with salmonella." Prince Tlas ended with, "Hurry the deal ends soon!"

I should of clarified, but they don't actually kill.

Not to mention it's a refrence that probably only two people will get.

It doesn't really change the fact... Prince Tlas is kind of like Kim Jong Un with common sense!

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