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Worst NASCAR race names ever
In honor of the NRA 500 and the Party at the Poconos 400, post race naming disasters from NASCAR history
Sprint Unlimited (feels unfinished, needs Shootout at the end)
Hella Good Sour Dips At The Glen
That period where crown royal named their race after some random guy sucked
Irwin Tools Night Race (Sharpie 500 ruled, so did Irwin Tools 500, this is just wierd)
Wonderful Pistachios 400 is ridiculous
Sprint Unlimited (feels unfinished, needs Shootout at the end)
Hella Good Sour Dips At The Glen
That period where crown royal named their race after some random guy sucked
Irwin Tools Night Race (Sharpie 500 ruled, so did Irwin Tools 500, this is just wierd)
Wonderful Pistachios 400 is ridiculous
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I seemed to find the Hershey's Kissables 300 a little bit annoying, as well as the NRA American Warrior 300.
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Wasn't at least one Crown Royal race named after a military veteran?
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Curtiss Shaver is a firefighter that's missing part of his leg, I don't know if one was named after a veteran though.Chives2112 wrote:Wasn't at least one Crown Royal race named after a military veteran?
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Widow Wax 125 presented by SealWrap Repair Tape (in the K&N Pro Series East NASCAR series) - What the hell is that, it sounds like a DIY competition.
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Ah, that's what I was thinking of. Thanks for clearing that up.vbooy57 wrote:Curtiss Shaver is a firefighter that's missing part of his leg, I don't know if one was named after a veteran though.Chives2112 wrote:Wasn't at least one Crown Royal race named after a military veteran?
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Chives2112 wrote:Wasn't at least one Crown Royal race named after a military veteran?
All of them were, IIRC.
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- Most of the "at the Glen" names
- Wonderful Pistachios 300
- Irwin Tools Night Race
- Sprint Unlimited
- NRA 500
- Wonderful Pistachios 300
- Irwin Tools Night Race
- Sprint Unlimited
- NRA 500
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Daytona 500.
I mean seriously.
I mean seriously.
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EA Sports 500 (because EA sucks)
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navycook75 wrote:Daytona 500.
I mean seriously.
Why, because it's not something ridiculous like "Florida Citrus Daytona 500 presented by Publix"? There is something to be said for tradition...
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How about the Wonderful Pistachios 400?
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Dude...You missed the most obvious sarcasm ever. :/RyanB06 wrote:navycook75 wrote:Daytona 500.
I mean seriously.
Why, because it's not something ridiculous like "Florida Citrus Daytona 500 presented by Publix"? There is something to be said for tradition...
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Alta wrote:Dude...You missed the most obvious sarcasm ever. :/RyanB06 wrote:navycook75 wrote:Daytona 500.
I mean seriously.
Why, because it's not something ridiculous like "Florida Citrus Daytona 500 presented by Publix"? There is something to be said for tradition...
Dang, I thought I fixed my sarcasm detector...
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Actually now that you mention it, Florida Citrus Daytona 500 presented by Publix has a good ring to it.RyanB06 wrote:Alta wrote:Dude...You missed the most obvious sarcasm ever. :/RyanB06 wrote:navycook75 wrote:Daytona 500.
I mean seriously.
Why, because it's not something ridiculous like "Florida Citrus Daytona 500 presented by Publix"? There is something to be said for tradition...
Dang, I thought I fixed my sarcasm detector...
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Any that I can't remember off the top of my head... in other words, quite a few, but especially those that don't have the name of the track in the title. It does make the race more difficult to find if I'm looking it up retroactively for something.
You can ask me; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever EA Sports 500?!" and I won't know what the hell you're talking about, but if you ask; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever fall Talladega race?!" ... then you stand a much better chance of getting a straight answer.
This is why I love F1 race names... "2009 SingTel Singapore Grand Prix" tells me all I need to know -- the race is sponsored by SingTel, it takes place in Singapore in 2009. Done.
You can ask me; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever EA Sports 500?!" and I won't know what the hell you're talking about, but if you ask; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever fall Talladega race?!" ... then you stand a much better chance of getting a straight answer.
This is why I love F1 race names... "2009 SingTel Singapore Grand Prix" tells me all I need to know -- the race is sponsored by SingTel, it takes place in Singapore in 2009. Done.
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NRA 500
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This isn't NASCAR but IndyCar had a Cafés do Brasil 300...at Homestead.
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Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen
Out of all the bad Watkins Glen names, this one is the worst.
Out of all the bad Watkins Glen names, this one is the worst.
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I think it was Heluva Good.JMac525 wrote:Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen
Out of all the bad Watkins Glen names, this one is the worst.
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The 2008 All Star Race, which was officially titled All Star Race XXIV.
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navycook75 wrote:I think it was Heluva Good.JMac525 wrote:Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen
Out of all the bad Watkins Glen names, this one is the worst.
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Why are Roman numbers badflyingturns89 wrote:The 2008 All Star Race, which was officially titled All Star Race XXIV.
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SweetErin wrote:Why are Roman numbers badflyingturns89 wrote:The 2008 All Star Race, which was officially titled All Star Race XXIV.
It was just so plain of a title. Nothing wrong with the roman numerals.
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I am heluva funny person.kensethfan wrote:navycook75 wrote:I think it was Heluva Good.JMac525 wrote:Heluva Good! Sour Cream Dips at the Glen
Out of all the bad Watkins Glen names, this one is the worst.
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The Finger Lakes 355- I wished they would have used something like "The Finger Lakes Grand Prix" or something like that.
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The Good Sam Roadside Assistance 200 presented by some local company at Rockingham, it doesn't seem that bad, but on jayski it got shorted to The Good Sam Roadside Ass. 200.
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Cynon wrote:Any that I can't remember off the top of my head... in other words, quite a few, but especially those that don't have the name of the track in the title. It does make the race more difficult to find if I'm looking it up retroactively for something.
You can ask me; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever EA Sports 500?!" and I won't know what the hell you're talking about, but if you ask; "Remember what happened in the 200whatever fall Talladega race?!" ... then you stand a much better chance of getting a straight answer.
This is why I love F1 race names... "2009 SingTel Singapore Grand Prix" tells me all I need to know -- the race is sponsored by SingTel, it takes place in Singapore in 2009. Done.
For me, any name that has at least 5 words in it and ends with "500" or "400". Just seems like way too much to take in. Simple names like Samsung 500 or Lifelock 400 work just fine.
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flyingturns89 wrote:The 2008 All Star Race, which was officially titled All Star Race XXIV.
I find the whole Roman-numeral All-Star Race thing to be NASCAR trying to emulate the Super Bowl or something.
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Icebreaker
Couldn't they have at least bothered to put "The" in front of it or the race distance on the name?
Couldn't they have at least bothered to put "The" in front of it or the race distance on the name?
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Yes, it's legit...BWardboy88 wrote:I wonder if Dura Lube 400 seems legit?
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Crown Royal Presents the Curtiss Shaver 400 at the Brickyard Powered By BigMachineRecords.com
good god.
good god.
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SpiderTre wrote:Crown Royal Presents the Curtiss Shaver 400 at the Brickyard Powered By BigMachineRecords.com
good god.
I thought it was just the Crown Royal 400 at the Brickyard. (which is a decent name, but Crown Royal Brickyard 400 is better, IMO. Tells you all you need to know)
Shelby American @ Las Vegas (points races that arent at Watkins Glen should have race distances in the name.
Cheez-It 355 at the Glen (just ditch the "at the Glen" or ditch the 355)
Coke Zero 400 powered by Coca-Cola (redundancy. Just Coke Zero 400 is good, but my name from the schedule suggestions, Coke Zero Firecracker 400 is my favorite)
The American Ethanol 200 and 225 is confusing, not a bad name though
Midsummer Classic (Eldora. Personally, I would add the race distance to the end)
As already mentioned, Icebreaker is crap.
Pepsi Full Fender Frenzy (K&N East)
Opening up to other series.
Kentuckiana Ford Dealers fall classic (ARCA)
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