Re: Fictional Sponsors Thread

[SnakePlissken]

"Thunder Thighs" -- a restaurant that serves only a certain part of the chicken.

[Metro 6r4]

"Dronby Hobbies" (as opposed to hornby hobbies)
"Rainbow Universe"-specialty paints
"Dirala Tachometers"
"Trebuchet" Exhaust Systems
"Melee" Wheel Hubs

[Vincent Giacalone]

Quentin Quackenbush's Tissue Emporium

[crl]

K.C. Wendy's - A Kansas City-based store that sells expensive clothes and delicious hamburgers and other fast-food items.

[PRAWBLEMS]

Might as well get these off my chest...
Big Red Phones
Mayor Pickles
The City of Townsville Tourism Foundation

[gwoodard41]

Might as well get these off my chest...
Big Red Phones
Mayor Pickles
The City of Townsville Tourism Foundation

No sponsors based off of tv shows, movies, or video games allowed.

[Racerfan275]

Dolan Duck Brakes(Technically it isn't based off of a video game)

[PackerMan71]

HOLY CRAP URINAL CAKES

Makes even your nastiest s**t smell oh, so sweet and so HEAVENLY fresh.

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BEAN'S BEANS

The musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot. Eat your beans every meal, the more you fart, the better you feel.

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BLACK MAMBA ENERGY DRINK

Has a kick as powerful as a black mamba's bite! Limit one per month.

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SUPER LIGHTNING FUEL SYSTEM CLEANER

Cleans your cars fuel system faster than a bolt of lightning! Use as directed.

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LAYZEE'S RAINBOW RACING GOGGLES

Now you can see the world go by at 200 miles per hour... in fruity colors!

[SnakePlissken]

"Spoil" -- recycled or refurbished motor oil.

http://www.poppytalkblog.com/blogimages/spoil_bag.jpg

[oxymoron]

"Spoil" -- recycled or refurbished motor oil.

http://www.poppytalkblog.com/blogimages/spoil_bag.jpg

that's a nice one,

i might just use that.

[RocketKnight]

"McBain Auto Body" - "we'll fix anything!"

[Finnish909]

Silicon Valley Games - Games of Silly Basses

[SnakePlissken]

"Color Blinds"

"Astro-knots"

"Possibili-Teas"

"Pork Avenue"

"Fro-mance" -- A hair products company

"Jeet Yet"

"Bread for Success"

"Red Neck Guitars"

"Wildcat Oil"

"Robin Pillage's Plunder Training"

"Norse Power"

"Red Rum"

"Pugh's Incredible Septic Service"

"Breeden's Fertility Clinic"

"Grasping at Straws"

"Winston Kupper's Plasticware"

"June Bugg's Entomology"

"High on the Hog BBQ"

"Frank Lee Scarlett's 'Give A Damn' Foundation"

"Every Shingle Time"

"Egyptian Walkers"

"Rubber Checks"

"Mohler's Tooth Repair"

"Pest-O! Like Magic Bugs 'r' Gone"

"Moving Chick Canes"

"Barbie Kendoll"

"Ben Dover Proctology"

"Pretty Boring Machinists"

"Cut the Chord"

"Fleabag Motels"

"Slumlord of the Bathtub Rings"

"Sexplorer"

"Feet of Strength"

"Millennium Fulcrums"

"Female Impersonator's Drag Racing"

"Box Office Poison"

"Wig Out"

"Ignor-Ants"

"Entre' Manure"

"Bucky's Dollar Store"

"E Cola"

"Get Hammered at Thor's Bar & Grill"

"Alien Presents"

"Meso Horns"

"Booby Trap Bras"

"Orange Jews Kosher Spray Tanning Salon"

"Private Parts Auto Salvage"

"Only Toucan Share"

[PRAWBLEMS]

^Wow^
Anyways:
RuhRoh and Sons Personal Injury Lawyers

[SnakePlissken]

^Wow^

The sad thing is that I only post about 5 or 10% of what I think up! I either lose the paper I wrote it down on or don't have anything to write with or don't get an opportunity to before it passes through my brain.

[gwoodard41]

Animal Safety Society - The organization that got Jack Dempsey's show cancelled.

[PRAWBLEMS]

Animal Safety Society - The organization that got Jack Dempsey's show cancelled.

They're a bunch of ASSes, aren't they?

[SnakePlissken]

"Park & Sons Shakes"

[PRAWBLEMS]

"Park & Sons Shakes"

Must. Resist. Michael J. Fox joke.

[Tanrar]

"Sam 'N Ella's Cafe"

[Metro 6r4]

"Tyrannosaurus Wrecks" ARLA Repair Center

[BWard]

'Gracial Furniture Store'.

[gwoodard41]

X-on Anti-Gas Tablets
Calvin's Candy
Screaming Eagle Truck Stops
ReVolt Batteries
Blockman's Adventure
Toothfari's Dentistry
Jackaroo's Fun Land
Mari's Lamb Choice Selects
Madrigar's Scrool of Engrish (Sorry Madrigal )
Hidden W Ninja Academy (In house joke sponsor)
ZOMBe Operating System
Candy Van Express Delivery Incorporated
Painters R Us
Dolan Brakes
Pyrobox Web Browser
Re-Boot Computer Repair
Red Mountain Soda
Doc's Famous Apples
Villen Racing School
Paradox Productions
Final Stop Funeral Home
Orion Satellite Television Service

[PRAWBLEMS]

The Ryan Griffin All-Star Band

[PackerMan71]

SMELLY RACCOON'S BUTT JUICE PERFUME

For when you really want to get your STANK on.

[Pyrozooka0]

Ferenheit Hi-Energy Drink

[SnakePlissken]

"Yellow Snow Cones"

"Chachi's R Cola"

"Sweat Dreams"

[oaklandfan2kx]

Here's My Idea

Sponsor Idea: Vocal Drill Radio
Information: Founded on September 4th, 1988 (Labor Day Weekend), Vocal Drill Radio plays music that plays lots of Vocal Drill Team Performances from High School Competitions as well music that we've played on Top-40 Stations as well as a number of songs from the late 70s and Pageant Musical Numbers (sung by Contestants) and Performances by High School Choirs, The Station became popular amongs teens, tweens and adults before Radio Disney came in, Today Vocal Drill Radio (VDR) plays Vocal Drill Team Performances plus mostly CHR/Rhythmic plus some Old School Contemporary & Rhythmic Hits twice every 30 minutes as well as High School Show Choir Performances, Vocal Drill Radio can be found on AM & FM Stations across the United States and some in Canada.

[Pyrozooka0]

Candy's Free Van Rides
McDuffers Golf Supplies
PeelOut Bananas (racing theme for this one)
Weary Frog Wine (this one needs to be Marcos Leonard's sponsor)
P.E.A.R (stands for People Against Allie Riggs, ment for use by Scott Dalitz or Anthony Griffith as an associate sponsor)
White Feather Toilet Paper
Atlanta Bombers (fictional football team, can also work as an actual company that makes bombers)
Solid Alcohol (another Leonard sponsor)
Derek Dudding Racing Academy
!Hype! (tv channel)
Drunken Monkey (bar, but could be used as something else)

Feel free to use any of these

[gwoodard41]

Atomo Isotope Enhanced Detergent: It'll blast the stains to kingdom come! (Also it's made with the finest nuclear grade materials!)/It'll leave your clothes glowing after the very first wash!

[SnakePlissken]

"Hick Cups"

[SnakePlissken]

"Bugg Bed Emporium or Bugg's Beds"

[Pyrozooka0]

The fallowing are all ARLA references, getting them all warrants an e-cookie

FreeStone restrictors
Slider and Smith cover-up assistance
OC200 Caskets
Afton racetrack renovation service
Walker Surplus Stock Cars (read behind the obvious CEO joke to see the other one)
Dallas Tornado Insurance
Downs Construction

[BWard]

This one refers to Animals:

Ding-Dong Pet Carers

[gwoodard41]

This one refers to Animals:

Ding-Dong Pet Carers

Is it careers or carriers?

[navycook75]

This one refers to Animals:

Ding-Dong Pet Carers

Is it careers or carriers?

why not both?

[Syzygy]

Gneiss Butte Outdoor Apparel (Oh, the geology jokes...)

[BWard]

Gneiss Butte Outdoor Apparel (Oh, the geology jokes...)

er, nice one there bud.

[Ferrarist]

Oh, I'll definitely like this thread.

Bald - The equivalent to the real life discount chain Aldi.
Eier - This is totally not a spoof of the pharmaceutical company Bayer.
Aschburger Bier - Germany's #1 beer.
Ständer Bank - What started as a small family-run bank, evolved into one of the world's largest banks.

[Mr.Mech]

Black Ice Energy - Basically a MONSTER in a different package.

[gwoodard41]

Black Ice Energy - Basically a MONSTER in a different package.

Very Nice

[Vincent Giacalone]

Black Ice Energy - Basically a MONSTER in a different package.

Ohai stock car hood square things embedded into the logo.

[Mr.Mech]

Black Ice Energy - Basically a MONSTER in a different package.

Ohai stock car hood square things embedded into the logo.

Ripped it off of a car in rFactor.

[SnakePlissken]

"Re-Model" -- Need a slightly older, almost still relevant, but still sorta hot model for your spokesperson?

"Illumi-Naughty"

[gwoodard41]

"Spot Check" Racing Spotter School

[BWard]

"In-Out Steakhouse" Steak Restaurant

[gwoodard41]

"In-Out Steakhouse" Steak Restaurant

This has nothing to do with this: right?

[navycook75]

"In-Out Steakhouse" Steak Restaurant

This has nothing to do with this: right?

in BWards defense, he is british, so he might not have a In-N-Out Burger....

[Mother of Invention]

Gene's Pools

BananaCom: Home of the Bananaphone (Is this considered a reference sponsor?)

[Mother of Invention]

Coal Energy Drink

[Sponsored content]