2013 EFR Motorsports Awards

Brazil brings the end of the year in just around 12 hours...So why don't we celebrate the end of the racing season in the only way us racing fans know how to. Talking about what we liked this year and talking smack about who sucked hard this year!

It's the EFR Motorsports Awards for 2013! (That will probably never be calculated, but i'll try to tabulate everything after a couple days )

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

Indycar:

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

F1:

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

Other: (Anything other series really)

Driver of the Year:
Team of the Year:
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob
ROFL Moment:

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year:  Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick/Travis Kvapil (OTP)
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Hass Racing
Turn-around Driver:  Kurt Busch
Best Race: Talladega Spring
Worst Race: Spring Texas (Or any other race I can’t remember)
Hardest Hit: Dillon/Mears  Talladega
Best Finish: Fontana
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond Shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Harraka wrecks Kennedy on the grid.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Travis Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: Key Motorsports
Turn-around Driver:  Brian Scott
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Most everything else
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Bristol
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle dumping Brad at Kansas
ROFL Moment: Marathon Runner Keselowski

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport
Reject of the Year: Joey Coulter
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver:  Matt Crafton
Best Race:  Mosport
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Everyone in the Talladega Big One
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Hornaday dumping Darrell Wallace under yellow
ROFL Moment:  Papis getting slapped by Mike Skeen’s girlfriend/The entire end of Mosport

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Helio Castroneves
Team of the Year: Ganassi Racing
Reject of the Year: Takuma Sato
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal Letterman
Turn-around Driver:  James Hinchcliffe
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Brian Barnhart returns to form at Tornto
ROFL Moment:  Hinchcliffe nap time at Barber. Infact…Hinchcliffe general

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Jenson Button
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Nico Rosberg
Best Race: Monaco GP
Worst Race: India GP
Hardest Hit: Maldolan at Monaco
Best Finish: Silverstone
Biggest Screwjob: Multi-21 at Malaysia
ROFL Moment: Jeep attacks at Korea/Marussia losing their shit cause of 10th place in constructor's

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: Phil Parsons team
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Daytona 500
Hardest Hit: Dillon at Talladega
Best Finish: First Talladega race
Biggest Screwjob: the aftermath of Richmond
ROFL Moment: Harraka at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Richard Childress
Reject of the Year: Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: Key Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Road America
Worst Race: everything else
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Bristol spring
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle at Kansas 
ROFL Moment: not sure

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: KBM (aside from Kylewinslol, they were a pretty good team)
Reject of the Year: Mike Skeen
Reject Team of the Year: JJC Racing
Turn-around Driver: Crafton
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race: not sure
Hardest Hit: Kyle at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: not sure
ROFL Moment: Papis getting slapped

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: not sure
Turn-around Driver: Takuma Sato
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Toronto
ROFL Moment: Hinchcliffe napping at Barber

F1:

Driver of the Year: Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Maldolan
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Grosjean
Best Race: Monaco
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: not sure
Best Finish: not sure
Biggest Screwjob: Multi-21
ROFL Moment: Jeep leads Korean GP

Other: I'm going to do overall

Driver of the Year: Crafton
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: Phil Parsons
Turn-around Driver: Grosjean
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: Larson
Best Finish: Trucks Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Toronto
ROFL Moment: Harraka at Sonoma

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsport
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart Haas Racing
Turn-around Driver: Joey Lagano
Best Race: Talladega Spring
Worst Race: Charlotte Spring
Hardest Hit: Hamlin @ Fontana
Best Finish: Front Row Motorsports getting a 1-2 at Tally
Biggest Screwjob: Martin Truex Jr. getting removed out of the chase for his teammate's doing
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Kyle Larson
Team of the Year: Richard Childress Racing
Reject of the Year: PASTRANA!
Reject Team of the Year: Any of the crap teams no one cares about
Turn-around Driver: Austin Dillon
Best Race: Mid- O-H-I-O
Worst Race: Oh god... so many!
Hardest Hit: The mess on the last lap at Daytona
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Can't think of any
ROFL Moment: The amount of Cup drivers winning

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport- SANDUSKY OHIO REPRESENT!
Reject of the Year: Honestly, Don't know
Reject Team of the Year: See above
Turn-around Driver: See above
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: A mile and a half
Hardest Hit: Tally's big one
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Everyone screwed on the last lap of Mosport
ROFL Moment: Skeen's girlfriend Slapping Max Papis

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi Racing
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal Letterman  
Turn-around Driver: Will Power
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Barnhardt screwing with race control in Toronto
ROFL Moment: See above

F1:

Driver of the Year: Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Jenson Button
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: we'll see, I have a feeling Brazil will be good
Worst Race: US GP- Only cause I didn't watch India
Hardest Hit: Maldanado at Monaco
Best Finish: Don't really remember a good one
Biggest Screwjob: Vettel deciding that team orders do not apply to him
ROFL Moment: Maldanado saying that Williams Sabotaged his car

Nascar Sprint Cup

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Michael Waltrip Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Bristol (spring)
Worst Race: NRA 500 (Texas, spring)
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin @ Fontana
Best Finish: Fontana
Biggest Screwjob: antics among teams @ Richmond
ROFL Moment: Danica Patrick wrecking herself w/ Stenhouse and Kvapil @ New Hampshire (spring)


Nascar Nationwide

Driver of the Year: Kyle Larson
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Nelson Piquet, Jr.
Reject Team of the Year: Key Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Bristol (spring)
Worst Race: Dover (spring)
Hardest Hit: Larson @ Daytona (February)
Best Finish: Bristol (spring)
Biggest Screwjob: Eric McClure and the luck that he doesn't have
ROFL Moment: n/a


Nascar Trucks

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Kyle Busch Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Ron Hornaday
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Brendan Gaughan
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: Texas (fall)
Hardest Hit: Kyle Busch @ Talladega
Best Finish: Canadian Tire
Biggest Screwjob: Hornaday dumping Wallace, Jr. @ Rockingham
ROFL Moment: Ty Dillon @ Canadian Tire and Martinsville

Nascar Sprint Cup:
 
Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: HMS
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: MWR
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Fontana
Worst Race: Too many (mostly cookie cutters)
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Fontana
Best Finish: Fontana
Biggest Screwjob: MWR with their cheating tactics at Richmond
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka...do I need to say more?
 
Nascar Nationwide:
 
Driver of the Year: Sam Hornish Jr.
Team of the Year: Team Penske
Reject of the Year: Travis Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: RAB Racing for firing Alex Bowman for little to no reason
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: All of the road courses
Worst Race: Too many
Hardest Hit: The big one at the first Daytona race.
Best Finish: Kyle Larson almost beating Shrubb at Bristol
Biggest Screwjob: The NASCAR officials at Homestead
ROFL Moment: Max Papis slapping Billy Johnson 
 
Nascar Trucks:
 
Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport
Reject of the Year: Mike Skeen 
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Matt Crafton
Best Race: Eldora (probably because I was there )
Worst Race: Don't have one since I only watched half of the truck races this year
Hardest Hit: Kyle Busch at Talladega
Best Finish: B-Main at Eldora
Biggest Screwjob: NTS Motorsports firing Ron Hornaday with one race to go for basically no reason
ROFL Moment: Scott Bloomquist not running a front sway bar in his truck at Eldora and getting lapped multiple times (I would put down the Slapis moment if I saw that live)
 
Indycar:
 
Driver of the Year: Helio Castroneves
Team of the Year: Ganassi 
Reject of the Year: Takuma Sato
Reject Team of the Year: Don't have one 
Turn-around Driver: Scott Dixon
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Toronto (race 2)
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Brian Barnhart at Toronto
ROFL Moment: J.R. Hildebrand wrecking under caution at St. Petersburg
 
F1:
 
Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldolan
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: I'll decide this after the Brazil G.P.
Worst Race: Does not being up to watch the Indian G.P. count?
Hardest Hit: Maldolan at Monaco...twice
Best Finish: Go see Best Race
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus treating Kimi like crap for leaving the team.
ROFL Moment: Vettel doing donuts and getting fined.
 
Other: Dirt Racing Series 
Driver of the Year: Daryn Pittman (WoO Sprint Car Series)
Team of the Year: Kasey Kahne Racing (WoOSCS)
Reject of the Year: Scott Bloomquist (Performed so poorly he dropped out of points championship in the Lucas Oil Dirt Late Model Series mid-season)
Reject Team of the Year: Bloomquist Racing (LODLMS)
Turn-around Driver: Daryn Pittman (WoOSCS)
Best Race: Kyle Larson taking on the Swindells at the Chili Bowl
Worst Race: Don't have one
Hardest Hit: Tony Stewart's sprint car wreck that broke his leg in Iowa
Best Finish: Kyle Larson beating Brad Sweet in The Trophy Cup
Biggest Screwjob: Tony Stewart wrecking at least half of the field at the start of a sprint car feature and injured someone
ROFL Moment: This

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Joe Gibbs Racing
Reject of the Year: Tony Stewart
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart Haas Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Aaron's 499
Worst Race: Too close to call.
Hardest Hit: Kurt Busch @ Talladega
Best Finish: FRM's 1-2 finish at Dega.
Biggest Screwjob: Clint Bowyer's arm pain and self spin.
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka getting overexcited for his Cup debut and crashing into Alex Kennedy before they even get on track.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: None. No Nationwide driver, in my opinion, earned this title.
Team of the Year: Same as above. I just can't give the award to JGR cause it was all Cuppies.
Reject of the Year: Eric McClure's health.
Reject Team of the Year: Turner Scott Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Michael Annett for his decent return after his injury to gain 29 points positions.
Best Race: Any of the four races this year won by a Nationwide Series driver.
Worst Race: The other 29 races.
Hardest Hit: Michael Annett at Daytona
Best Finish: See Best Race.
Biggest Screwjob: NASCAR, for allowing Cuppies to run Nationwide
ROFL Moment: Nelson Piquet Jr's groin kick and the fight and arrests that followed.

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Turner Scott Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Brennan Newberry
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: John Wes Townley
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: Not too many bad races.
Hardest Hit: The big one at Dega. Take your pick of which driver.
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: None.
ROFL Moment: Brennan Newberry's entire season. He scored only six finishes in the top half of the field.

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Helio Castroneves
Team of the Year: Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Takuma Sato
Reject Team of the Year: Bryan Herta Autosport
Turn-around Driver: Pagenaud, or Kimball, or Wilson, or Bourdais, or de Silvestro, or Newgarden.
Best Race: Belle Isle
Worst Race: Barber
Hardest Hit: Dario @ Houston
Best Finish: Kanaan finally getting his Indy 500 win.
Biggest Screwjob: IndyCar officials and Scott Dixon.
ROFL Moment: Sebastien Bourdais breaks his trophy at Toronto.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Jenson Button
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Australia
Worst Race: Monaco, Singapore, and Korea
Hardest Hit: Maldonado breaking the wall at Monaco.
Best Finish: Australia
Biggest Screwjob: Vettel passing Webber when he was told not to.
ROFL Moment: Vettel leading the field in points by six races.

ARCA:

Driver of the Year: Frank Kimmel
Team of the Year: Thorsport
Reject of the Year: Milka Duno
Reject Team of the Year: Venturini Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Will Kimmel
Best Race: Pick any race.
Worst Race: None.
Hardest Hit: There's quite a few. Spencer Gallagher and Roger Carter both had concussions from wrecks, along with a couple others. A few others had hard hits this year. James Swanson had a particularly bad crash at what I believe was DuQuoin.
Best Finish: Daytona
Biggest Screwjob: Lapped cars. On several occasions this year, usually on the small tracks that are not broadcasted, a very slow lapped would make life hard for the leaders. Milka Duno did this a lot, and got wrecked a lot because of it. Unfortunately, she would usually keep racing.
ROFL Moment: It's a tie between Bobby Gerhart almost rage quitting ARCA, and the incredibly short fields, in which some races had a dozen extra spots on the grid.

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: BK Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Texas Spring Race
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin @ California
Best Finish: California
Biggest Screwjob: NASCAR's desperate need for cautions.
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka wrecking on Pit Road at Sonoma.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Sam Hornish Jr.
Team of the Year: Richard Childress Racing
Reject of the Year: Travis Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: RAB Racing
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Michigan
Worst Race: Any race that a Cup driver won.
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: RAB Racing firing Alex Bowman before Homestead for no reason at all.
ROFL Moment: Kenny Habul vs Signs @ Road America and Mid-Ohio.

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport
Reject of the Year: Mike Harmon
Reject Team of the Year: Glenden Enterprises
Turn-around Driver: Johnny Sauter
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race: Any race that Kyle Busch won.
Hardest Hit: Paludo's flip at Talladega.
Best Finish: Chase Elliott vs Ty Dillon @ Mosport.
Biggest Screwjob: Ron Hornaday wrecking Darrell Wallace Jr. under caution at Rockingham.
ROFL Moment: Kevin Harvick vs Ty Dillon @ Martinsville.

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal-Letterman Racing
Turn-around Driver: Simon Pagenaud
Best Race: Baltimore
Worst Race: Pocono
Hardest Hit: Franchitti's wreck at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Rahal's antics at Baltimore.
ROFL Moment: Takuma Sato taking out Ryan Hunter-Reay in the pits at Pocono.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year:Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: British GP
Worst Race: Singapore GP
Hardest Hit: Maldonado's crash at Monaco
Best Finish: Monaco
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus screwing Grosjean out of a win in Japan.
ROFL Moment: Lewis Hamilton driving through the McLaren Pit Box in Malaysia.

Other (BTCC):

Driver of the Year: Andrew Jordan
Team of the Year: Pirtek Racing
Reject of the Year: Frank Wrathall
Reject Team of the Year: Airwaves Racing
Turn-Around driver of the Year: Jason Plato
Best Race: Brands Hatch Indy Race 1
Worst Race: There is never a bad race in BTCC
Hardest Hit: Rob Austin's crash @ Brands Hatch Indy Race 3
Best Finish: Plato vs Jordan @ Brands Hatch Indy Race 1
Biggest Screwjob: Wrathall taking out Colin Turkington and Rob Austin @ Brands Hatch Indy Race 2
ROLF Moment: Matt Neal spinning out under the Safety Car @ Rockingham Race 1

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Penske Racing (for all the shenanigans they pulled like Texas, Richmond)
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano (Hate to admit)
Best Race: Fontana
Worst Race: Pocono 1
Hardest Hit: Dillon at Talladega
Best Finish: Fontana
Biggest Screwjob: The Richmond controversy
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka testing the no-brakes theory at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Kyle Busch
Reject Team of the Year: Roush Fenway Racing
Turn-around Driver: Sam Hornish Jr.
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Any race the Cup drivers won
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Bristol 1
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle Busch's dumbass move at Kansas
ROFL Moment: Keselowski showing his athletism at Kansas

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Kyle Busch Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Ron Hornaday
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: John Wes Townley
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race: Texas 2
Hardest Hit: The big one at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Hornaday dumping Wallace Jr. at Rockingham
ROFL Moment: Mike Skeen's girlfriend giving Max Papis the "Slapis" at Mosport

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi Racing
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Turn-around Driver: Charlie Kimball
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Toronto 2
Hardest Hit: Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Scott Dixon's penalty at Sonoma
ROFL Moment: Sebastian Saavedra's season

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastien Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldolan
Reject Team of the Year: Lotus
Turn-around Driver: Nico Rosberg
Best Race: Monco
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: Maldolan's 2 wrecks at Monaco
Best Finish: Monaco
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus being dicks to Kimi
ROFL Moment: FIA fining Vettel for burnouts at India

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Ricky Stenhouse Jr
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart Haas Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Talladega Spring
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Auto Club
Best Finish: Auto Club
Biggest Screwjob: Martin Truex getting screwed out of the chase
ROFL Moment: Harraka at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Sam Hornish Jr
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Elliott Sadler
Reject Team of the Year: Roush Fenway Racing
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Bristol Spring
Biggest Screwjob: Penske focusing more on MUH OWNERS TITLE
ROFL Moment: Max Papis slapping Billy Johnson

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: ThorSport
Reject of the Year: Ron Hornaday Jr
Reject Team of the Year: Kyle Busch Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Matt Crafton
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race: Texas Fall
Hardest Hit: Kyle Busch at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Ty Dillon getting wrecked at Mosport
ROFL Moment: Max Papis getting Slappised

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Andretti Autosport
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: Marco Andretti
Best Race: Indianapolis
Worst Race: Toronto 2
Hardest Hit: Dario at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Dixon's penalty at Sonoma or Dixon getting wrecked by Power at Baltimore
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal hitting everyone at least three times at Baltimore then wrecking himself

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull Racing
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: Williams
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Britain
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: Maldonado at Monaco
Best Finish: Monaco
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus not paying Kimi
ROFL Moment: Vettel ignoring team orders and Vettel doing burnouts for three race weekends in a row

Other: (I'll do BTCC here)

Driver of the Year: Andrew Jordan
Team of the Year: MG KX Momentum Racing
Reject of the Year: Frank Wrathall
Reject Team of the Year: Airwaves Racing (they seemed to just fall off)
Turn-around Driver: Andrew Jordan
Best Race: Oulton Park Race 3
Worst Race: I can't think of one
Hardest Hit: Aron Smith at Brands Hatch Practice or Jason Plato at Snetterton Race 3
Best Finish: Oulton Park Race 3
Biggest Screwjob: Matt Neal intentionally wrecking Sam Tordoff at Silverstone (Tordoff had the winning car)
ROFL Moment: Jason Plato finishing ahead of Matt Neal in points

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Denny Hamlin
Reject Team of the Year: Michael Waltrip Racing
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano
Best Race: Pocono 2
Worst Race: Texas, Coke 600, Las Vegas, Coke Zero 400
Hardest Hit: Dillon at Talladega
Best Finish: Spring Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Truex being kicked out of the Chase when a certain other MWR teammate should've been the one out.....
ROFL Moment: Kansas 2. That entire race.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: no one
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: the entire series
Reject Team of the Year: One of the various backmarkers
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Road America
Worst Race: Any race not at a track with right turns
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Larson coming from 3 laps down at Mid Ohio to the top 5 on the last lap only to get wrecked by Papis being a fucking dickhead as usual
ROFL Moment: Owen Kelly and Billy Johnson driving through everyone at Road America

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: ThorSport
Reject of the Year: Joey Coulter
Reject Team of the Year: Kyle Busch Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: John Wes Townley
Best Race: Homestead
Worst Race: Dover
Hardest Hit: Kyle Busch at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle running another truck for himself instead of supporting Bubba and Coulter more
ROFL Moment: The entire end of the Mosport race

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Andretti Autosport
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: Charlie Kimball
Best Race: Indianapolis
Worst Race: Barber
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Penske on Dixon at Somoma and Baltimore
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal being the absolute worst driver I've ever seen and still having the audacity to blame others for him sucking so badly.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull Racing
Reject of the Year: Mark Webber
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Nico Rosberg/Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Australia
Worst Race: Spa
Hardest Hit: Maldonado at Monaco
Best Finish: Malaysia
Biggest Screwjob: Pirelli at Silverstone
ROFL Moment: Mark Webber actually being upset when he was fairly beaten

I'll vote for some of these

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Kurt Busch
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Brad Keslowski
Reject Team of the Year: Michael Waltrip Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Coke 600
Hardest Hit: Dillon at Talladega
Best Finish: Spring Talladega Race
Biggest Screwjob: Truex gets kicked out of the chase, but Bowyer stays?!?
ROFL Moment: Harraka at Sonoma. What a dumbass!!!

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: none that I can think of off the top of my head
Turn-around Driver: I would have said Takuma Sato if not for him stinking up the joint after his win. Marco Andretti gets my vote
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil (Sao Paulo)
Biggest Screwjob: Dixon at Sonoma. The officals should have been shot for making that call
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal thinking he was playing bumper cars in Baltimore

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: Williams
Turn-around Driver: Roman Grojean
Best Race: Monaco
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: Maldonado at Monaco
Best Finish: Monaco
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus deciding that paychecks are too good for Kimi
ROFL Moment: Hamilton going into the wrong pit at Malaysia

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick
Reject of the Year: Goodyear
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart/Haas
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Can't bet against the Glen
Worst Race: Pick a Texas, ANY Texas
Hardest Hit: Busch/Newman at Dega
Best Finish: Spring 'Dega
Biggest Screwjob: MWR and their Richmond antics
ROFL Moment: Danica being Danica

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Dixon
Team of the Year: Andretti, I suppose..
Reject of the Year: Takuma Sato
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: Simon Pagenaud
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Dario fixing the Indy 500 finish AGAIN.
ROFL Moment: Indycar doing their best Nascar Impression and cancelling the second Houston Qualifying because of rain.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Nico Hulkenberg
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: McLaren
Reject Team of the Year: Williams
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Korea
Worst Race: I CAN'T MAKE A DECISION
Hardest Hit: Maldonado/Chilton at Monaco
Best Finish: 404 Finish Not Found
Biggest Screwjob: Mother Nature forgetting that rain is a thing.
ROFL Moment: Mark Webber doing his best Cartman impression at the US Podium

Endurance/Sportscars/TouringCars

Driver(s) of the Year: Audi #1 - FIA WEC
Team of the Year: R&D Sport - Super GT
Reject of the Year: Maro Engel - V8 Supercars
Reject Team of the Year: Team Club 44 - BTCC (Andy Neate's team)
Turn-around Driver: Fred Makoweicki - Super GT/FIA WEC AND José María López - WTCC
Best Race: Bathurst 1000 - V8 Supercars
Worst Race: I got nothing.
Hardest Hit: Baltimore - ALMS
Best Finish: Shanghai - FIA WEC
Biggest Screwjob: Aleksei Dudukalo clobbering Thommo during Monza qualifying - WTCC
ROFL Moment: Fuji - FIA WEC

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Gibbs
Reject of the Year: Ricky Stenhouse, Jr.
Reject Team of the Year: BK
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Talladega fall...
Worst Race: ...Until the last 40 laps
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Auto Club
Best Finish: Auto Club
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Nobody
Team of the Year: Gibbs
Reject of the Year: Most of the field
Reject Team of the Year: Non Cup Teams apart from JRM, KBM, RAB, TSM
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Road America
Worst Race: All of them
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Gibbs, RCR, and Penske ruining what is supposed to be a developmental series
ROFL Moment: Kyle self spins on Lap 1 at Watkins Glen

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Kyle Busch Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Brennan Newberry
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: John Wes Townley
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race: idk
Hardest Hit: Everybody at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Hornaday gets fired from NTS for wrecking Newberry
ROFL Moment: Papis gets slapped

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Andretti Autosport
Reject of the Year: Sebastien Saavadrea
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: Marco Andretti
Best Race: idk
Worst Race: idk
Hardest Hit: Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: idk
Biggest Screwjob: The Sonoma penalty debacle
ROFL Moment: Vautier's mishaps at Pocono

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports (4 cars in the chase...)
Reject of the Year: Brad Keselowski (After that incredible year in 2012, his 2013 is FORGETTABLE)
Reject Team of the Year: BK Racing
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano (Showing JGR was the problem)
Best Race: Insert Talladega
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dillon at Dega
Best Finish: Aaron's 499
Biggest Screwjob : NASCAR letting Gordon in the chase cause he CRIED. (Inb4 hatemail)
Or ALL THEM FREAKING DEBRIS CAUTIONS!!!!
ROFL Moment: The 52 derping at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Elliott Sadler
Reject Team of the Year: Key Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Insert SS race
Worst Race: Insert Cookie-Cutter
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: July Daytona
Biggest Screwjob : Penske caring more for the Owner's Title more than Hornish winning the Driver's championship.
ROFL Moment: Mid-Ohio/Road America

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: ThorSport
Reject of the Year: Joey Coulter
Reject Team of the Year: Mike Harmon Racing
Turn-around Driver: John Wes Tonley
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: None
Hardest Hit: Busch at Talladega
Best Finish: idk
Biggest Screwjob : idk
ROFL Moment: Mosport in general

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Hass Racing
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Daytona 500
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Fontana
Best Finish: Talladega Spring
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond-gate as a whole
ROFL Moment: The 52 at Sonoma

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Sebastian Saavedra
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal
Turn-around Driver: Charlie Kimball
Best Race: Indianapolis 500
Worst Race: Houston (both)
Hardest Hit: Franchitti's hit at Houston (Honorable Mention: Wilson at Fontana)
Best Finish: Hinch's pass on Sato at Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Legge losing her ride right before the season to Saavedra
ROFL Moment: Wreckfest at Baltimore

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Haas
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Austin Dillon at Talladega
Best Finish: Talladega (Fall)
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka at Sonoma


F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: Mclaren/Sauber
Turn-around Driver: Nico Rosberg
Best Race: Monaco
Worst Race: Austin
Hardest Hit: Maldonado at Monaco
Best Finish: Spain
Biggest Screwjob: Multi-21
ROFL Moment: Will Buxton's reaction to chili cooking contest.

Other: MotoGP
Driver of the Year: Marc Marquez
Team of the Year: Repsol Honda
Reject Driver of the Year: Randy de Puniet
Reject Team of the Year: Ducati Team
Turn-around Driver: Valentino Rossi
Best Race: Laguna Seca
Worst Race: Phillip Island
Hardest Hit: Jorge Lorenzo at Assen (Broken Collarbone)
Best Finish: Silverstone
Biggest Screwjob: Bridgestone at Phillip Island
ROFL Moment: Seagull getting stuck in Lorenzo's bike.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Seb Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado and Paul di Resta.
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Brazil
Worst Race: USA, watched first few laps then  
Hardest Hit: Massa at Monaco...twice!
Best Finish: Did we have one?
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus failing to pay Kimi Raikkonen a years worth of wage, then signing Kovalainen over Valsecchi, then failing to sign Hulkenberg because they don't have the money!
ROFL Moment: Webber landing on his face on the Brazil podium

Other: (Anything other series really)

Driver of the Year: Kevin Magnussen (WR3.5) and Lello Marciello (FIA F3)

Some of these are not applicable, probably because I can't think of anything for it or there is nothing that fits.

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Haas Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Aaron's 499
Worst Race: Most of the cookie cutters
Hardest Hit: N/A
Best Finish: 2013 Aaron's 499
Biggest Screwjob: Junior Nation
ROFL Moment: Harraka showing the class how to grid

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Kyle Busch
Team of the Year: Joe Gibbs Racing
Reject of the Year: Everyone else
Reject Team of the Year: Backmarker teams
Turn-around Driver: Nobody
Best Race: Superspeedways
Worst Race: Everything else
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Aaron's 312
Biggest Screwjob: NNS drivers trying to win
ROFL Moment:

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: N/A
Team of the Year: Joe Gibbs Racing KBM
Reject of the Year: Ron Hornaday
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Ryan Sieg
Best Race: CTMP
Worst Race: Most Cuppiewinslol races
Hardest Hit: Kyle @ Talladega
Best Finish: CTMP
Biggest Screwjob: Ross Chastain vs. 3 races
ROFL Moment: Slapis getting slapped by Scumbag Skeen's girlfriend

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Team Target Chip Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Sebastian Saavedra
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing (mostly Saavedra)
Turn-around Driver: James Hinchcliffe
Best Race: Brazil
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario @ Houston (RIP Dario's career)
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: N/A
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal's entire season.

ARCA:

Driver of the Year: Frank Kimmel (Congrats on championship #9)
Team of the Year: ThorSport
Reject of the Year: ...it's ARCA. Almost everyone falls here.
Reject Team of the Year: Everyone besides ThorSport, WinTron and RAB
Turn-around Driver: Mason Mingus
Best Race: Iowa
Worst Race: N/A, although most were pretty uneventful
Hardest Hit: N/A
Best Finish: N/A
Biggest Screwjob: Spencer Gallagher vs. Victory Lane
ROFL Moment: James Swanson causing a wreck at Talladega in Peterson trash

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth (I refuse to give the award to Johnson, and Kenseth won more anyway)
Team of the Year: Hendrick
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: BK Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Coke Zero 400
Worst Race: Bristol Fall
Hardest Hit: Menard's tire.
Best Finish: the last lap of the Coke Zero 400
Biggest Screwjob: Truex getting booted out of the chase despite being the only MWR driver who DIDNT DO ANYTHING!
ROFL Moment: Everything noteworthy from Sonoma/Menard's tire kerploding (Tie)

RealRacer4 wrote:
Biggest Screwjob: NTS Motorsports firing Ron Hornaday with one race to go for basically no reason

He was fired for wrecking Newberry at Vegas. No joke.

Sprint Cup

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil (Danica would have taken this if I had any expectations of her being any good)
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Haas
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Fontana
Worst Race: Coke 600
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Fontana
Best Finish: Talladega Spring/Fontana
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond and the MWR/Penske shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka

Nationwide

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske
Reject of the Year: Regan Smith's second half
Reject Team of the Year: Roush
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Dover (but, collectively, they were pretty terrible all around)
Hardest Hit: Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: There wasn't one that was that great, in my opinion
Biggest Screwjob: Larson getting turned by Papis
ROFL Moment: Papis getting slapped

Indycar

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Ganassi
Reject of the Year: Sebastian Saavedra
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: Simona de Silvestro
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Probably the Sonoma penalty shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal, just in general

F1

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: Williams
Turn-around Driver: Grosjean
Best Race: Britain
Worst Race: India/Singapore
Hardest Hit: Maldonado at Monaco/Lotus' PR
Best Finish: N/A
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus not paying Kimi Raikkonen
ROFL Moment: Malaysia, when Hamilton pulled into the wrong pit

Sprint Cup

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Paulie Harraka
Reject Team of the Year: Phil Parsons "Racing"
Turn-around Driver: Joseph LOLgano
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: cookiecutterlol
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin @ California
Best Finish: (tie) both Talladega races
Biggest Screwjob: All the Richmond shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka. His career in general.

*snore* Nationwide...

Driver of the Year: The Cuppies
Team of the Year: Richard Childress Racing (#3 team)
Reject of the Year: The Cuppies
Reject Team of the Year: All the Start & Park trash
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott (showed he could drive competently at times)
Best Race: Mid-Ohio (indywinslol)
Worst Race: Everywhere the Cuppies rofflepwned
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson destroys his car at Daytona
Best Finish: Nope.
Biggest Screwjob: Cuppies, Cuppies Everywhere! (The fact that NA$CAR is completely okay with this...)
ROFL Moment: Don't have one. #blamethecuppies

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsport
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: BK Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: One of the Texas races
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin at Fonatna
Best Finish: Talladega Spring
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond in general
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka runs into Alex Kennedy and destroys car.  On pit road.  BEFORE THE RACE!

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: No Nationwide-only driver deserves this IMO.
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Curtis Key's engines
Reject Team of the Year: The Curtis Key Start & Park Armada
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Everything else (expect Road America and spring Iowa)
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob: Nascar screwing Brian Scott out of the win at fall Richmond by throwing a caution that absolutely wasn't needed
ROFL Moment: Brad Teague finishing 30 laps down at spring Bristol race, just for being slow

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race: Mosport
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit: Kyle's hit at Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Ron Hornaday getting fired from NTS Motorsports for wrecking the bosses son.
ROFL Moment: Post-race at Mosport

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Andretti Autosport
Reject of the Year: Sebastian Saavedra
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal Letterman
Turn-around Driver: Simona de Silvestro
Best Race: Indy
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit: Dario at Houston
Best Finish: Brazil
Biggest Screwjob: Toronto's officiating
ROFL Moment: Takuma Sato's collapse after entering Indy as the points leader

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Roman Grojean
Best Race:
Worst Race:
Hardest Hit: Maldolen at Monoco
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob: Lotus to Kimi
ROFL Moment: Vettel refusing to follow team orders at Malaysia and Mark Webber proceeds to get butthurt about it

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver: Joey Logano
Best Race: Sonoma, first 450 miles of Talladega II
Worst Race: Daytona 500
Hardest Hit: Hamlin at California
Best Finish: Aaron's 499
Biggest Screwjob: Ty Norris, Paulie Harraka
ROFL Moment: Ty Norris making team orders look obvious, Paulie Harraka.

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Haas Racing
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Sonoma, Watkins Glen, Talladega II
Worst Race: Texas I
Hardest Hit: Dillon/Mears at Talladega II
Best Finish: Aaron's 499
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond Shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka "How do grid?"

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Hal Martin
Reject Team of the Year: Curtis Key Racing
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Road America
Worst Race: Charlotte I
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson at Daytona
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle VS Kez at Kansas II
ROFL Moment: Papis smacking Billy Johnson

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: ThorSport Racing
Reject of the Year: Brennan Newberry
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Matt Crafton
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: Charlotte I guess.
Hardest Hit: Kyle Busch @ Talladega
Best Finish: Mosport Final Corner Chaos
Biggest Screwjob: Ron Hornaday losing his ride because of Daddy's Money getting made over an accident a month prior.
ROFL Moment: Slappis gets slapped

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Target Chip Ganassi Racing
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal-Letterman Racing
Turn-around Driver: Simona De Silvestro
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Dunno LOL
Hardest Hit: Dario @ Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Brian Barnhardt Fucking with Toronto
ROFL Moment: James Hinchcliffe: "I Really have to pee." after failing to start Houston

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Sergio Perez
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Silverstone
Worst Race: India GP
Hardest Hit: Maldolan eating Tires at Monaco
Best Finish: Dunno LOL
Biggest Screwjob: Multi 21
ROFL Moment: Kimi Raikkonen "Don't fucking shout at me"

Just gonna go ahead and fill in what I can here. I don't follow Nationwide, Trucks, IndyCar and Formula One nearly enough as I should.  

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Joe Gibbs Racing. Got all three of their cars into victory lane this year. Not even Hendrick did that!
Reject of the Year: Michael Waltrip
Reject Team of the Year: Michael Waltrip Racing
Turn-around Driver: Matt Kenseth. Seriously, Jack Roush must be kicking himself.
Best Race: Martinsville II. I'll take a Gordon-Kenseth 1-2 any day.
Worst Race: Richmond, if only for overall sloppiness when it came to the Chase. I didn't watch most of the boring races.
Hardest Hit: Casey Mears slam drafting Austin Dillon at Talladega II.
Best Finish: Talladega I. Front Row Motorsports with the run of a lifetime!
Biggest Screwjob: FOX's faulty cables screwing over a couple cars at Charlotte I. Brian Vickers with blood clots AGAIN would have to be a close second.
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harakka. Enough said.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon. I myself have never had a reason to hate him, and even though Cuppies dominating a lower tier series probably prevented him from winning this season, winning a championship without a win is still pretty impressive.
Best Race: Either of the races AJ Allmendinger won.
Worst Race: Any race Kyle Busch won, probably.
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson catchfencing at Daytona I.
Best Finish: Talladega. It was a clusterfuck of a finish, but it was a fun race.
Biggest Screwjob: Brian Scott at Indianapolis.
ROFL Moment: Kyle Busch spinning all by himself in Turn 1 on Lap 1 at Watkins Glen. HOW DO I TALENT?

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Ryan Blaney. Kid's got promise, that's all there is to it.
Best Race: Eldora. I also kind of needed an excuse to mention Norm Benning in here. OMQ NARM BANNIN.
Worst Race: Again, probably any race Kyle Busch won.
Best Finish: Canadian Tire Motorsports Park.
ROFL Moment: Mike Skeen's girlfriend bitch-slapping Max Papis.

Indycar:

Best Race: Indianapolis 500
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti at Houston.
Biggest Screwjob: Dario Franchitti being forced to retire because of that wreck. That sucks.

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel. The guy won nine races in a row, it's hard to give it to anyone else.
Reject of the Year: Sergio Perez
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Biggest Screwjob: Vettel getting penalized for doing donuts to celebrate a victory. -_-
ROFL Moment: Hamilton forgetting he's with Mercedes now at Malaysia.

Other: (Anything other series really)

Best Race: BATTLE AT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEACH
Best Finish: BATTLE AT THE BEEEEEEEEEEEACH
Biggest Screwjob: Everyone Milka Duno killed in ARCA at Talladega.
ROFL Moment: Milka Duno making a point of how much she sucks in ARCA at Talladega.

Winners of each class

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Matt Kenseth
Team of the Year: Hendrick
Reject of the Year: Danica Patrick (Tied, But since i voted two choices...i broke the tie)
Reject Team of the Year: Stewart-Hass
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: Spring Texas Race
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin's wreck at Fontana
Best Finish: David Ragan's out of nowhere win at the Spring Talladega race
Biggest Screwjob: Richmond Chase Shenanigans
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka wiping out cars on the grid

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: Penske Racing
Reject of the Year: Travis Pastrana
Reject Team of the Year: Curtis Key Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Brian Scott
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Everything else that wasn't entertaining or had a cup driver win (Let's put everything into one! lol)
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson annihilating the catch fence at Daytona
Best Finish: 3 wide to the line at Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle Vs Keselowski at Kansas
ROFL Moment: Max Slappis Version Road America

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: Thorsport Racing
Reject of the Year: Tie. Ron Hornaday and Joey Coulter (CRL can tiebreak this if he want since he chose two)
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Tie. Matt Crafton and John Wes Townley (If i had my choice i personally pick Townley as i think most people picked Crafton since they didn't know who to pick...But that's just my opinion lol)
Best Race: Tie. Mosport and Eldora (Again personal opinion but i think Eldora was more of a spectacle type deal when compared to the insane Mosport race.)
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Kyle's hard shot at Dega after being collected in the big one
Best Finish: All Hell breaks loose at Mosport
Biggest Screwjob: Tie. Hornaday wrecking Bubba Wallace at Rockingham and Hornaday getting fired for wrecking the bosses sign (Either way Hornaday wins)
ROFL Moment: Skeen's girlfriend slapping Papis

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Target Chip Ganassi Racing
Reject of the Year: Graham Rahal
Reject Team of the Year: Rahal Letterman Racing
Turn-around Driver: Simona De Silvestro
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: Texas
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti's career ending wreck at Houston
Best Finish: Sato/Hinchcliffe/Newgarden's duel for the win at Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Pit Penalty on Scott Dixon at Sonoma
ROFL Moment: Graham Rahal's SMASHING sucess of a season

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull Racing
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: McLaren
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosjean
Best Race: Silverstone
Worst Race: India
Hardest Hit: Maldonado ripping apart the barrier at Monaco
Best Finish: Monaco
Biggest Screwjob: Tie. Multi-21 team orders with Vettel and Webber and Lotus not paying Kimi Raikkonen
ROFL Moment: Lewis Hamilton pulling into the wrong pit and saying hi to his old team at Malaysia

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Joe Gibbs
Reject of the Year: Travis Kvapil
Reject Team of the Year: MWR
Turn-around Driver: Kurt Busch
Best Race: Talladega Spring (It was better than I've expected)
Worst Race: Daytona 500
Hardest Hit: Austin Dillon, Talladega Fall
Best Finish: Talladega Spring
Biggest Screwjob: Clint Bowyer spinning out at Richmond
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harraka, seriously, how do you make a s--- like that.

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Austin Dillon
Team of the Year: RCR
Reject of the Year: Piquet Jr. ( I was rooting for him, but it turns out that his season was waaaaay worse than I expected)
Reject Team of the Year: Any small team
Turn-around Driver: Sam Hornish Jr.
Best Race: Ford EcoBoost 300
Worst Race: Any Other Race
Hardest Hit: Kyle Larson
Best Finish: Daytona 300
Biggest Screwjob: Kyle Busch Racing in the Nationwide Series
ROFL Moment: Kyle Larson flies

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Miguel Paludo (almost winning sevral times is already good for me!)
Team of the Year: Turner Scott
Reject of the Year: I don't know... Norm Benning !?
Reject Team of the Year: See above
Turn-around Driver: Matt Crafton
Best Race: ANY RACE!!!!!!
Worst Race: None
Hardest Hit: Paludo flips over
Best Finish: Talladega
Biggest Screwjob: Harvick and Dillon fight. Why they had to fight?
ROFL Moment: That slap, feel bad for Papis

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Tony Kanaan
Team of the Year: Penske
Reject of the Year: I couldn't watch the season
Reject Team of the Year: see above
Turn-around Driver: Tony Kanaan
Best Race: Indy 500
Worst Race: saying again, didn't watch the whole season
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti
Best Finish: Indy 500
Biggest Screwjob: They won't return to go São Paulo. Way to go, Bandeirantes (IndyCar's Brazil television.They brouht Indy to Brazil.)

F1:

Driver of the Year: Fernando Alonso
Team of the Year: Red Bull
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldonado
Reject Team of the Year: Marussia?
Turn-around Driver: Romain Grosejan
Best Race: Silverstone
Worst Race: Any other?

Nascar Sprint Cup:

Driver of the Year: Jimmie Johnson
Team of the Year: Hendrick Motorsports
Reject of the Year: Paulie Harrakka
Reject Team of the Year: Burger King Racing
Turn-around Driver: David Ragan
Best Race: Watkins Glen
Worst Race: too many possibilities
Hardest Hit: Denny Hamlin
Best Finish: ???
Biggest Screwjob: Truex-gate
ROFL Moment: Paulie Harakka at Sonoma

Nascar Nationwide:

Driver of the Year: Sam Hornish, Jr.
Team of the Year: Team Penske
Reject of the Year:
Reject Team of the Year:
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race: Mid-Ohio
Worst Race: Las Vegas?
Hardest Hit:
Best Finish:
Biggest Screwjob: Nelson Piquet Jr. at Mid Ohio
ROFL Moment:

Nascar Trucks:

Driver of the Year: Matt Crafton
Team of the Year: ThorSport
Reject of the Year: Ron Hornaday
Reject Team of the Year: NTS Motorsports
Turn-around Driver: Norm Benning
Best Race: Eldora
Worst Race: ???
Hardest Hit: Max Papis' nose
Best Finish: ???
Biggest Screwjob: Kevin Harvick fighting his boss's grandson
ROFL Moment: Max Papis being slapped

Indycar:

Driver of the Year: Scott Dixon
Team of the Year: Target Chip Ganassi Racing with Felix Stabatas
Reject of the Year: Sebastian Saavedra
Reject Team of the Year: Dragon Racing
Turn-around Driver: James Jakes
Best Race: Indianapolis 500
Worst Race: can't think of one
Hardest Hit: Dario Franchitti at Houston
Best Finish: Sao Paulo
Biggest Screwjob: Graham Rahal at Baltimore (even as a huge Rahal fan that was ridiculous)
ROFL Moment: not sure

F1:

Driver of the Year: Sebastian Vettel
Team of the Year: Red Bull Racing
Reject of the Year: Pastor Maldanado (The ultimate hero to zero)
Reject Team of the Year: Williams
Turn-around Driver:
Best Race: Australia
Worst Race: Korea?
Hardest Hit: Mark Webber's ego
Best Finish: ???
Biggest Screwjob: Mark Webber getting screwed out of a win
ROFL Moment: ???

Other: Le Mans/ALMS/Grand Am

Driver of the Year: Allan McNish
Team of the Year: Corvette Racing
Reject of the Year: Scott Tucker (for the Baltimore fiasco)
Reject Team of the Year: TRG. For never showing up with that mysterious GTE Aston Martin.
Turn-around Driver: Marc Goossens (and SRT as a whole), tied with Jordan Taylor
Best Race: 24 Hours of Daytona
Worst Race: Shanghai WEC
Hardest Hit: The #23 Ferrari at Sebring
Best Finish: Le Mans (just because it was a Porsche 1-2)
Biggest Screwjob: The startline wreck at Baltimore
ROFL Moment: ???