New York Autoring Qualifier

The qualifier itself was pretty tame. Ryan Lemburg-Ashby III led every single lap. The only real notable incident was when David Hetzel pulled his car into the pits from 5th on lap 16. He would fall a lap down and not qualify.

Andy Lambert claims the Champion's Provisional.

After the race, the Eichthundrra MRDOS Racing cars of Ryan Lemburg-Ashby III and Trey Mackay were disqualified when ball-bearings fell out of the b-posts of both cars immediately after the officials discovered traction control devices as well as a mix of rocket fuel and nitrous in the fuel tank. The officials promptly laughed at them.

F S # DRIVER INTERVAL LAPS LED POINTS STATUS
1 1 000 R Lemburg-Ashby 3 247.623 25 25* 185 Running
2 5 75 P Bell -0.10 25 0 170 Running
3 2 48 D Jones -0.38 25 0 165 Running
4 4 607 T Mackay -0.42 25 0 160 Running
5 6 91 R Jefferies -0.46 25 0 155 Running
6 7 72 G Apollou -R- -0.54 25 0 150 Running
7 14 78 G Maddox -0.54 25 0 146 Running
8 11 98 B Dollar -R- -0.65 25 0 142 Running
9 19 111 G Woodard -R- -0.83 25 0 138 Running
10 15 222 D Foray -R- -0.95 25 0 134 Running
11 9 67 T Delgado -1.00 25 0 130 Running
12 20 64 F Azzaretto -R- -1.30 25 0 127 Running
13 13 87 F Stoneman -R- -1.42 25 0 124 Running
14 17 888 D Branch -1.59 25 0 121 Running
15 3 82 R Coqinner -R- -2.64 25 0 118 Running
16 12 37 A Murphy -R- -2.82 25 0 115 Running
17 22 53 A Tammerzan -2.90 25 0 112 Running
18 10 62 F D'Annenzo -3.08 25 0 109 Running
19 16 85 R MacGyver -7.25 25 0 106 Running
20 21 44 C Lester -10.03 25 0 103 Running
21 23 110 D Leckliter -R- -15.69 25 0 100 Running
22 18 34 A Lambert -15.74 25 0 97 Running
23 25 02 S Whullen -R- -26.74 25 0 94 Running
24 24 20 J Yahto -R- -32.19 25 0 91 Running
25 8 17 D Hetzel -1L 24 0 88 Running
26 26 47 A Alenko -R- -1L 24 0 85 Running

Wow Dan.

Dan Branch: WE MISSED THE FUCKING RACE AGAIN HEH THIS CAR IS GAY I QUIT HEH.

It is unknown if Dan Branch was being serious, or if he was trolling. But if he was serious, then the Not Jr Motorsports team have got a replacement lined up in time for their next attempt.

Preston Bell: Ah can't believe the Eichthundra team would do that... Oh, well. Ah guess that means we won. Great job by all the guys at the shop. Maybe Ryan [Jefferies] won't be a prick to the fans an' win a race.

Casey Lester: F**kin' damnit... Why can't we get anything good going?

Damon Jones: feeling confident for the race, thats all I have to say.

Bobby Dollar: Finally I qualified.

Fazi D'Anennzo not pleased with the failure to qualify.
"God, this season is awful. Hopefully we can turn this thing around man cause.. we need it desperately."

Teammate Gavriella Apollou will join Gavin DeGray in the main event.

Lycoia celebrates by putting more Lycoias in Lycoia!

That is all