2014 PCC Cup Series: Race 7: Mansfield

Cobb embarrassed by mid-race incident, speaks up about buying out rides
"I wanna say first off, I'm sorry to Alex [Phillips] about ruining his race, that was my bad, got a little too aggressive, but I've gotta say, it's a sad day when the person who came in with the points lead has to resort to buying out a much faster car than her to make it in. At least have some dignity when you fail to qualify and step away instead of getting some money from your team to throw at someone who earned their spot in the field." A very passionate Duncan Cobb said, after the events at Mansfield which ended his race prematurely.

Wayne Colter scores a fantastic Top 5 on debut
"I am very proud of the great American men and women who put this car together for this race. We showed all the foreigners invading this series what American muscle can do! It's a shame that that disgusting Putin-pleasing communist Ms. Lazareva and that bankrupt Gyro muncher Nick Korodovos finished ahead of us, but good on Ray Lee for bringing home the trophy to the good ol' US of A. WE. THE PEOPLE." This is what the... unique Wayne Colter had to say post-race at Mansfield.

Neil Underwood displeased with Brancher after early-race accident
"First off, I wanna thank Miller Lite, Waffle House, Mafia Bros. Pizza and Cow Tree Nursery and Ice Cream for giving me their support in this race. I hate that it had to be ended by some no-talent turd from New Mexico. People wonder why the only notable thing from New Mexico is a show about meth cooks, there's your answer. They don't have the brains to run a clean race."

Roy Koch impresses as last-minute replacement for Sahm Lusahr
"Gosh, I'm a lucky man to get to run this race and bring this car home top 20... but I sure hope Sahm [Lusahr]'s OK. It's just not like him to go and disappear like that. I'm sure the lord will protect him and keep him safe, so just keep Sahm in your prayers until we find him." Roy Koch said, after PCC's only Mormon driver brought the #21 car home in 20th.