ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
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Ben Atkins
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by gwoodard41 Tue Jan 22, 2013 11:19 am
Woodard's last race in ARLA is just like the rest of the season, a huge flop.
"Man, *expletive* this *expletive*." Woodard was found outside his car hitting his car with a giant mallet. "My car was *expletive* slow as molasses. I'm sorry to Adrian for blocking him, but I was told to make the race somewhat exciting. Having a TMMC driver dominate a race doesn't bring in the bucks." Woodard would continue to hit his car until team officials had to knock him out with tranq darts.
"Sorry folks, Greg is just... ecstatic that his ARLA career has come to an end. He is sorry for being a lousy backmarker but he was trying to stay on the lead lap. His car was having issues getting up to speed and someone damaged him during the race. He's just not having a good day."
"Man, *expletive* this *expletive*." Woodard was found outside his car hitting his car with a giant mallet. "My car was *expletive* slow as molasses. I'm sorry to Adrian for blocking him, but I was told to make the race somewhat exciting. Having a TMMC driver dominate a race doesn't bring in the bucks." Woodard would continue to hit his car until team officials had to knock him out with tranq darts.
"Sorry folks, Greg is just... ecstatic that his ARLA career has come to an end. He is sorry for being a lousy backmarker but he was trying to stay on the lead lap. His car was having issues getting up to speed and someone damaged him during the race. He's just not having a good day."
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by Spannerhead29 (Nelson) Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:10 pm
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by Ben Atkins Tue Jan 22, 2013 5:30 pm
(OOC: This is a serious tl;dr article, and there's some NSFW language. Read if you really want to, but I do go into some unnecessary detail)
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- Ben Atkins apologetic over crash with the Dopplegang
At first, Atkins' frustration was building up. He had tire troubles from the lead when he was looking good to finish very well in the event, if not win it, but then things got worse, as the Brit took his car in an out of the pits and ended up 6 laps down. His crew chief told him to hang it up, and park for the day, but Atkins said "Even though I'm six laps down, it doesn't mean I can't prove something!"
The only thing Atkins proved was that his temper is not the best.
Atkins got turned by one of the Dopplegang drivers, the driver being either Bryan George or George Bryan, and Atkins then, instead of slowing down, hit the accelerator and slammed into the Dopplegang car, sending him into the wall. Atkins, after the accident, was initially unapologetic, yelling over this radio "I've had just about enough of this shit! So glad I'm getting out of this fucking series! Had nothing but bad luck because of other peoples shitty driving this year, so good riddance!"
Atkins had a special guest as his spotter, his partner, Hannah Percy, and in a calm manner, Percy simply replied "Ben, you need to calm down. This race was for fun, and you're taking it too seriously. Think about what this is doing to your reputation." After Atkins climbed from his car, all he did was take off his helmet, and walk straight to the ARLA Officials hauler. After about 20 minutes, Atkins re-emerged, and walked over to his own hauler, and wasn't seen for the rest of the night.
The next day, Atkins talked to the media. He wasn't angry, however, only disappointed. "You know, I realise now all I did with that stupid move was make myself look like an idiot," said Atkins, "I thought I was proving something, but I wasn't, and I'm sorry to my fans that I've let down. I can take some positives out of the race though. I shown I'm a capable driver by leading a few laps out there, and doing well before my tire went down. I just wish I never reacted like I did, and again, I'm sorry to my fan who voted me in, and I'm sorry to the Dopplegang team."
Atkins also apologised on Twitter, and even went to the extent of saying that this may effect his chances in getting a ride in the TM Master Cup, although now, he sees that even that is overreacting, and he assured the media his focus was on finding a secure ride for 2013.
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by navycook75 Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:03 am
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by Kornography Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:30 pm
Zachary Zins on the run from Mathers Clinic staff
Following the Apocalypse Special, staff from The Mathers Clinic awaited Zachary Zins to return to the garage and be escorted back to the mental institution for his remaining time on suicide watch. When he never came, the staff became suspicious. A half an hour later following reports of a black 99 car speeding down Route 173 came to be, the staff announced that Zachary Zins had indeed driven off the premise and was on the run. A note left in his trailer also confirmed that this had been planned beforehand:
No longer will I consume the opium of the people, living in their fantasy la-la land of killbots! HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO REALIZE THE FACIST-COMMIE-NAZI-SOCIALISTS OF ARLA ARE OUT TO KILL ME!? What if I told you I had 100% fool-proof evidence that Math Motors uses evil chemtrails to blind me!? What if I told you I knew that Jacob Eicholtz in fact planted C4 into the cars of the drivers who were MURDERED at Texas!? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SCOTT MORALES ONLY PRETENDED TO DIE TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS HUMAN, WHEN HE IS IN FACT, AN ALIEN KILLBOT FROM OUTER SPACE WHOSE PRIMARY MISSION IS TO KILL ME!? DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY?
Zachary Zins current whereabouts are unknown.
Following the Apocalypse Special, staff from The Mathers Clinic awaited Zachary Zins to return to the garage and be escorted back to the mental institution for his remaining time on suicide watch. When he never came, the staff became suspicious. A half an hour later following reports of a black 99 car speeding down Route 173 came to be, the staff announced that Zachary Zins had indeed driven off the premise and was on the run. A note left in his trailer also confirmed that this had been planned beforehand:
No longer will I consume the opium of the people, living in their fantasy la-la land of killbots! HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO REALIZE THE FACIST-COMMIE-NAZI-SOCIALISTS OF ARLA ARE OUT TO KILL ME!? What if I told you I had 100% fool-proof evidence that Math Motors uses evil chemtrails to blind me!? What if I told you I knew that Jacob Eicholtz in fact planted C4 into the cars of the drivers who were MURDERED at Texas!? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SCOTT MORALES ONLY PRETENDED TO DIE TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS HUMAN, WHEN HE IS IN FACT, AN ALIEN KILLBOT FROM OUTER SPACE WHOSE PRIMARY MISSION IS TO KILL ME!? DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY?
Zachary Zins current whereabouts are unknown.
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by BWard Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:43 pm
Kornography wrote:
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Following the Apocalypse Special, staff from The Mathers Clinic awaited Zachary Zins to return to the garage and be escorted back to the mental institution for his remaining time on suicide watch. When he never came, the staff became suspicious. A half an hour later following reports of a black 99 car speeding down Route 173 came to be, the staff announced that Zachary Zins had indeed driven off the premise and was on the run. A note left in his trailer also confirmed that this had been planned beforehand:
No longer will I consume the opium of the people, living in their fantasy la-la land of killbots! HOW MUCH LONGER WILL IT TAKE FOR YOU TO REALIZE THE FACIST-COMMIE-NAZI-SOCIALISTS OF ARLA ARE OUT TO KILL ME!? What if I told you I had 100% fool-proof evidence that Math Motors uses evil chemtrails to blind me!? What if I told you I knew that Jacob Eicholtz in fact planted C4 into the cars of the drivers who were MURDERED at Texas!? WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SCOTT MORALES ONLY PRETENDED TO DIE TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK HE WAS HUMAN, WHEN HE IS IN FACT, AN ALIEN KILLBOT FROM OUTER SPACE WHOSE PRIMARY MISSION IS TO KILL ME!? DOES THAT SOUND CRAZY?
Zachary Zins current whereabouts are unknown.
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by Kornography Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:51 pm
Zachary Zins Crashes Car along Route 173
During a wild goose hunt for mental institute escapee/ARLA Elite Series driver Zachary Zins, his 99 Karl was found along the side of Route 173, flipped upside down against a tree. No sign of Zachary Zins was found other than Alexandria Jonestown's latest podcast playing on his mp3 player found in the car. More updates to come...
During a wild goose hunt for mental institute escapee/ARLA Elite Series driver Zachary Zins, his 99 Karl was found along the side of Route 173, flipped upside down against a tree. No sign of Zachary Zins was found other than Alexandria Jonestown's latest podcast playing on his mp3 player found in the car. More updates to come...
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by flyingturns89 Wed Jan 23, 2013 10:56 pm
Kornography wrote:Zachary Zins Crashes Car along Route 173
During a wild goose hunt for mental institute escapee/ARLA Elite Series driver Zachary Zins, his 99 Karl was found along the side of Route 173, flipped upside down against a tree. No sign of Zachary Zins was found other than Alexandria Jonestown's latest podcast playing on his mp3 player found in the car. More updates to come...
I see what you did there.
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Re: ARLA Apocolypse Survival Special
by BWard Thu Jan 24, 2013 2:17 am
Kornography wrote:Zachary Zins Crashes Car along Route 173
During a wild goose hunt for mental institute escapee/ARLA Elite Series driver Zachary Zins, his 99 Karl was found along the side of Route 173, flipped upside down against a tree. No sign of Zachary Zins was found other than Alexandria Jonestown's latest podcast playing on his mp3 player found in the car. More updates to come...
Wow, never knew there was worse to come.
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