Re: Fictional Sponsors Thread

[RyanB06]

Dr. Thunder

Mountain Lightning

Those are both Wal-Mart soda brands...they're very much real.

[Joshua Michaels]

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[bsoyuz]

Mitchell Motor Oil

Lightspeed Systems - Internet provider

[SnakePlissken]

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Looks like the dog tag for Scooby-Doo.

[Magus978]

A rival to Kalberg Ice Cream..

Kimi's Ice Cream!

(In canon, it could refer to some random guy from Finland named Kimi who started an Ice Cream company...but we all know what I'm referring to)

[gwoodard41]

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Looks like the dog tag for Scooby-Doo.

That's because it is. This logo is a blatant rip off and intellectual property of Warner Brothers. Try harder there Joshy.

[Ceej]

"Bread + Buried": A funeral home that doubles as a bakery (or is it the other way around...?)

[bsoyuz]

Narther Klassic Meh-vies (NKM): Only bad movies (for example: The Conqueror; Plan 9 from Outer Space; Driven; show live the Golden Raspeberry Awards)

Narther Broadcasting System (NBS): Only bad TV Series (examples: Bucky and Pepito;The Big Bow Wow;Cop Rock;Manimal)

those are real movies

[BWard]

K-Wal Stores: A Rip-off of KMart and Walmart.

[bsoyuz]

DevTune: voice syntethizer (just like Vocaloids)

Cognyix : cognition enhancer (caution: It may destroy your brain if you have a IQ lower than 60)

Zavu: The #2 web browser in the world

TopCast: Sports Streaming Channel

Rhyxfan: A headache medicine

Kwiboo: Nesquik parody

GigaFish:PCs Hard Drives

ChatSpan: WhatsApp spoof

BlueBean Softwares: Another Microsoft spoof

[SnakePlissken]

"Moon Cheese"

"Van Allen Belts"

[SnakePlissken]

"Dee's Nuts/Deez Nutz"

Tagline be something like:

Dee's Nuts belong in your mouth!
Put Deez Nutz in yo' mouth!

  

[bsoyuz]

iDoctor - Yes! A doctor on your phone

Linkbox - MediaFire parody

Shufflecast - Twitch parody

Snapper - Instagram parody

Safescrew - i don't know what could be, but still a goodname though

Babbleblab - Twitter parody

Buyride - The pay-driver social network

I've always use random name generator, so if something is strange, please tell me!

[NASCARLOVER427]

Pixel'd Pix: Camera's that make pictures look terrible

Microtransaction Studios: EA.

[nathanhudson31]

Japanese Magical Girl Wrestling: The Font Will Be Like ECW Style With The Barded Wire

[bsoyuz]

Japanese Magical Girl Wrestling: The Font Will Be Like ECW Style With The Barded Wire

I don't know but I kinda would watch it.

Potato Puns - They are apeeling

The Eolic Energy Association - Eolic Energy?I'm a big fan!

[nathanhudson31]

Japanese Magical Girl Wrestling: The Font Will Be Like ECW Style With The Barded Wire

I don't know but I kinda would watch it.

Potato Puns - They are apeeling

The Eolic Energy Association - Eolic Energy?I'm a big fan!

Really?

[bsoyuz]

Japanese Magical Girl Wrestling: The Font Will Be Like ECW Style With The Barded Wire

I don't know but I kinda would watch it.

Potato Puns - They are apeeling

The Eolic Energy Association - Eolic Energy?I'm a big fan!

Really?

If you're speaking about the puns in my sponsors. Yeah, really.
If you're speaking about I would watch Mahou Shoujo Wrestling, yes, I just imagined that and would be very strange and awesome, or too fake   .

[gwoodard41]

iDoctor - Yes! A doctor on your phone

Linkbox - MediaFire parody

Shufflecast - Twitch parody

Snapper - Instagram parody

Safescrew - i don't know what could be, but still a goodname though

Babbleblab - Twitter parody

Buyride - The pay-driver social network

I've always use random name generator, so if something is strange, please tell me!

Safescrew Protection? (Like a Trojan Parody)

[bsoyuz]

iDoctor - Yes! A doctor on your phone

Linkbox - MediaFire parody

Shufflecast - Twitch parody

Snapper - Instagram parody

Safescrew - i don't know what could be, but still a goodname though

Babbleblab - Twitter parody

Buyride - The pay-driver social network

I've always use random name generator, so if something is strange, please tell me!

Safescrew Protection? (Like a Trojan Parody)

Safescrew Protection - A rival to Rubbitt

[RykoRacing]

Here's a long list of sponsors from my canon-

Scarlett Cola- my version of Coca-Cola
Cool Orange- Fanta
Dr. Dude- Dr. Pepper
RainCut Wipers
News Eye- a news app
Auvive Pistons- quality french imported pistons
Anasun- solar power company
Swim Gym- name explains itself
Snail Mail- FedEx parody
Coastal Brew Coffee
Oxilla Irons
Bob's Stoplight Repair
Electrolink
Taco Factory- Taco Bell parody
Lemon Twist- a haunted house company
Fireball- an engine company with a tendency to catch on fire
Uno Autoparts
The Rusty Nail Pub
BEAM Telecom
Big Brother Inc.- A big corporation that gets money for watching you
Honeyhole Thrift Shops
Achievest Learning Center
Appleday's- Applebee's parody
Old Glory Motors- a motor company from 'MURICA
Fuzz Carpeting
FrostyCola- ICEE parody
Golddigger Toothpaste
Masquerade Energy
Playerade- Gatorade parody
Pep Juice- Mtn. Dew parody
Dirty Danny's Off-road Tires
Pastryums- Poptarts parody
Scooper's Ice Cream
Shurfine Oil
Pizza Pizzazz and Pasta Pizzazz
Icy Ike's Antifreeze
Nana Boo's Banana Pudding
Steve's Striped Drinking Straws
Lucky Duck Motors
Aim'n'Hit Website Creator and Search Engine
Something is Fishy Seafood
Hearty's Grille
Joe's Snow Delivery
Fresh Spritz Hand Sanitizer
Fluff Stuff Marshmallows
CoinCatch Bank
SPRING Cleaners
Strong Percy Tires
Pure Cosmos Space Exploration
Candy Cola
Vanilla Bites- like mini twinkies
Dragon's Breath Tachometers
Bucktooth Plumbing
High 8ctane Energy
Tower Electrical
Which-Way GPS
Fizz You Soda- Sprite/Sierra Mist Parody
Jackpot Lux Casinos
Itchy's Ointment
Doughboy Bakery
Camo Bro's- Bass Pro Shop parody
vampiresmeet.com
AquaFresca- Mio parody
The Glebe Boating Co.
Armor Apples- I honestly don't know what this is
Cheat Codez!!!!!
Diet Poke- Diet Coke parody
McMurdoch's- McDonald's parody
Rainbow Cakery
Frosty's SnoCones
Blockston's Architectural Planning
Aztec- a clothing company based off of Mexican designs
UIT Greenhouses
Pottery Pyramid
DiNAMiTE Motors
Fix-a-Lemon Auto Repair
Dangler's Bait Shop
Fruitster's Jam and Jelly
Blaze's Steakhouse
Coffee Blasts Coffee Cereal
No-Z Zombie Repellant
Frooty Eskimo Slushy Shack
Old Barrel Rootbeer
Blabbermouth Wireless
USlim Diet Yogurt
Auto Depot- Home Depot for cars
Great Grapes
Grasshopper Martial Arts Classes
Mixwell Paints
Teal Toes
Mystery Meat
Red Cola- cheerwine parody
Teal Toes
Hugh's Speakeasy
Coral Essex Hotel
Sweet Holez Donuts
Abelard- fancy car company
Cheiftain Oil
Dinotapp- Medicine for Dinosaurs
Sinbad Gasoline
TrueMarble Marble Installation
Soupçon Food Corp.
Overall Tires
BEJA Corporation
McCoy Berry Cola
Charlie Juanito's Mexican Hot Cocoa
Thumb Security
Mallmart- Walmart parody
Montana Mint Gum
Sing Kong Karoake Machines
NapoliWear
The Old County- old-fashioned supermarket

[bsoyuz]

Kobayashi Brakes - The #1 brakes of Japan

[RykoRacing]

I used Safescrew Condoms as a sponsor in one of my leagues if that's ok

[RykoRacing]

Here are some off the top of my head-
Banana Boater Travel Lines
Xtreme Kiwi- New Zealand Imported Motorcycles
Carmelo's Caramel
Coral Coupe- Boat Company
Game Face Sporting Goods
Waffle Wheats- waffle shaped cereal
GooGoo Gaga Bubblegum
Inky's Pens
Pyro Pete's Fireworks
Penguin Tuxedos
Fond of Fondue- a fondue fountain delivery company
Sausagefest Hotdogs
SuperFreak Sub Shop
Sob Story Sour Candy- so sour, it brings you to tears!
Cinn City Café- coffee shop with a Las Vegas theme
Tee&Tea- a golf club that has the finest cold drinks!!
Horror Movie Popcorn
Bates' Shower Curtains
Presto! Preston's Magic Shoppe
Turbo Turkey Thanksgiving-on-the-Go
AquaJock Swimming Gear
Nerdology- a technology class
Burney Bush's Stress Relievers

[bsoyuz]

I used Safescrew Condoms as a sponsor in one of my leagues if that's ok

As far as I know, these fictional sponsors can be used by everyone. This thread is more of a database of sponsorships.

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BR?Bank - Gibing you moni since 1915 (Anyone that knows the BR? stereotype will understand this.)

[RykoRacing]

Otherside Lawn Service- the grass is always greener with Otherside   

[RykoRacing]

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater's Urology Center (Anchorman, anyone?)
Such Care Wow Much Healing Doge Clinic
ChocoLots- A whole warehouse filled with CHOCOLATE!!!
Barfknecht's Gourmet Foods
Marvelous Munchies- whole foods parody
Junkans' Used Car Lot- “If it's not Junkans', it's junk!”
Flying Pig Airlines
Phatso's BBQ or Phats'o'plenty BBQ

Btw, Barfknecht and Junkans are real last names, and I did mean Doge and not Dog

Ok, Even though he's not my driver, I had to throw this in-

Derek Dudding's Driving for Dummies!!!

[Pyrozooka0]

Here's a long list of sponsors from my canon-

Cool Orange- Fanta
RainCut Wipers
Fireball- an engine company with a tendency to catch on fire
Uno Autoparts
FrostyCola- ICEE parody
Masquerade Energy
CoinCatch Bank
DiNAMiTE Motors
Old Barrel Rootbeer
Auto Depot- Home Depot for cars

I really like all of these, but the rest weren't quite as good.

[RykoRacing]

Here's a long list of sponsors from my canon-

Cool Orange- Fanta
RainCut Wipers
Fireball- an engine company with a tendency to catch on fire
Uno Autoparts
FrostyCola- ICEE parody
Masquerade Energy
CoinCatch Bank
DiNAMiTE Motors
Old Barrel Rootbeer
Auto Depot- Home Depot for cars

I really like all of these, but the rest weren't quite as good.

Yeah some of them aren't that good. Most of them aren't meant to be funny so that's why they're iffy. Those are aome of my favorites too

[RykoRacing]

"Moon Cheese"

Moon Cheese was actual a sponsor in my offline league a couple years ago. Great minds think alike I also put Scotty Oswald in my offline league, driving the #00 Emoticon Valley car, which IS plastered with emoticons   

I don't know I you guys have heard of Wacky Packages, but I'm a big collector. We could use those as sponsors! Here's a list-

Canadian Clod Whiskey
Yubum- coffee for hobos
Cheep- detergent for birds
Colonel Chicken's Kentucky Fried Fingers- in a parallel universe!
Bone Ami- bone polishing cleanser
BurpsiCola- soda that makes you belch
Suffertone- Sunscreen that gives you sunburn
Stickers- Chocolate covered cactus bar
DeLinquent- Spinach for hoodlums
Three Mosquitos- Candy bar for bloodsuckers
Raggedy Ant Bug Doll
Oscar Moron- bacon from stupid pigs
Mountain Goo Lava Flavored Soda
Bigtumi Fattening Spaghetti Sauce
Tic Toc- Ticking Time Bomb Mints
Poodedridge Farms Broken Cookies
Seventon Magazine- Magazines for fat teens
The Saturday Evening Ghost
Progreaso- raw Clammy Sauce
Siesta- Crackers that put you to sleep
Dud's Flat Rootbeer
Aquax Duck Detergent
FIB- laundry detergent and lie deterrent!
Screamsicle- ice cream for ghosts and ghouls
Rowdy Jello- jello flavored with jalepeños, habeneros, and Chilean ghost peppers!
Icicle Frozen Playing Cards
Shrunken Donuts- donuts for midgets and pygmies
Totarillo- cigars for babies
Marshmallow Flunk- marshmallow fluff for people win failing grades

Those are just the old ones. I might post some newer ones later

[RykoRacing]

More originals-
Yeomanette- magazine for powerful women
Smelly's Candles
Kixx Shoe Company
Pinky's Stomach relief- Pepto Bismal parody
Saltine Shack- again IDK what this is
Trix Energy- company expansion I guess, this just popped in to my head whilst eating Trix yogurt. You never get too old for Trix yogurt.
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program- this is a real band but it's underground. They have a silly name so I thought I'd throw that in
Fastrol Oil- blatant Castrol Oil parody
Phog's Basketballs- Phog Allen invented Man-on-Man basketball

[bsoyuz]

Teaching Idiots for Idiots - I've already saw that somewhere..............Follows the line of <Insert the Name Here> for Idiots books

[crl]

Another Dr Pepper parody - Surgeon Salt.

[NASCARLOVER427]

Nebula Hat Shop Space themed hats

Coal Valley Power Co. a power company with a facility built next to a mine

[PackerMan71]

MEGA MOON COLA

Soda that tastes so good, it will send your spirit soaring over the moon!

[TheRealNathNath]

This is an unending thread, right?


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[V8fan12]

Restaurants/Bars
King Burger – Burger King parody
Fries King – Burger King parody
McRonald’s – McDonald’s parody
Hutt’s Pizza – chain of pizza restaurants owned by Jabba the Hutt, parody of Pizza Hutt, reference to Star Wars
Tom and Jerry’s Ice Cream – parody of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, reference to Tom and Jerry

Dingo Diner – dingo-themed diner
Bagel Bandit – bagel shop
The Ice Can – ice-themed pub
Flying Noodle Bar & Grill – serving exclusively noodles
Vortex Bar – space-themed bar
Boogie Cafe – disco-themed cafe
Matador Restaurants – Spanish style restaurants
Lollipop Works – lollipop shop
Spaghetti Works – restaurant serving exclusively spaghetti
Hothouse Bar – Fire-themed restaurant
Steady Eddie's – a chain of restaurants owned by Steady Eddie
Shy Guy Cafe – owned by Shy Guy from Mario
Highway Ribbery - restaurant serving ribs located on the highway
The Dining Car - restaurant located in an old train dining car
Voodoo Bar and Grill
Flambeau's
Ruby's Roadhouse

Other
YouTwitFace – Mashed-up parody of Youtube, Twitter, and Facebook
ThinkBig Technologies
Flesh & Blood International – Life insurance
Next Door Global – Freight
Skymaster Global – Air Freight
Ten-Four Incorporated – Private security
Fat Men Movers – Moving company
Lean Green Mowing – Lawnmowing
Biocom – Biocommunications
Space Broadcasting – Media
Aeromation – Aeronautics
Battle Logistics – Battle freight company
Telebank – Telephone bank
Digital Motors – Online car sales
Cybersystems – Communications
Unlimited Cargo – Freight
Pollution Gas – Petrol stations
Home Stores – Chain of hardware or homeware stores
Wong and Wright, Attorneys at Law – Lawyers

References to Songs/Singers/Bands
Bang Bang – Gun shop (Bang Bang by Nicki Minaj, Jessie J & Ariana Grande)
Duck Sauce – Sauce, mascot is a duck (The group Duck Sauce)
Benny Benassi’s Cinemas – Cinemas  (Cinema by Benny Benassi)
Psycho Circus – Circus (Circus For A Psycho by Skillet)
Kid Cudi’s Day ‘n’ Nite – Convenience stores (Day ‘n’ Nite by Kid Cudi vs. Crookers)
Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap – Hitmen (Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap by AC/DC)
Don’t Stop The Party – Party store (Don’t Stop The Party by Black Eyed Peas, Don’t Stop The Party by Pitbull)
Numa Numa Airlines – Airline (Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone (commonly known as the Numa Numa Song/Maya Hi Maya Hu)
Electric Feel – Electronics (Electric Feel by MGMT)
End of Line – End of line goods (End of Line by Daft Punk from Tron: Legacy)
Fast Lane – Car sales/garage (Fast Lane by Bad Vs. Evil, Life in the Fast Lane by The Eagles)
Figure 8 – Skating rink/skates (Figure 8 by Ellie Goulding)
Chemical Bros. Galvanising – Galvanising (Galvanise by the Chemical Brothers)
Helena Beats – Music store (Helena Beat by Foster The People)
Hot Fizz – Soft drink (Hot Fizz by Terminite)
Need A Dollar – Finance company (I Need A Dollar by Aloe Blaac)
Cash Money Heroes – Pawnbroker (I Made It (Cash Money Heroes) by Kevin Rudolf ft. Lil’ Wayne)
New Drug – drugstore (I Need A New Drug by Huey Lewis and The News)
International Love Magazine (International Love by Pitbull ft. Chris Brown)
Learn To Fly Flying School (Learn To Fly by The Foo Fighters)
Drowsy Lion Bedding (The Lion Sleeps Tonight by The Tokens)
Jackson’s Mirrors (Man In The Mirror by Michael Jackson)
Deaf Leopard Wines (Me And My Wine by Def Leppard)
One Tele-Vision – TVs (One Vision by Queen)
Radio Gaga – Radio station that only plays Lady Gaga songs (Radio Ga Ga by Queen, the singer Lady Gaga)
See Me Rollin’ – Wheelchairs/mobility scooters (Ridin’ by Chamillionaire, commonly known by the lyric “They See Me Rollin’”)
Darude’s Sand (Sandstorm by Darude)
Slam Dunk Basketball Hoops (Slam Dunk Da Funk by 5ive)
Teen Spirits – Liquor store for teenagers (Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana)
Haggerty and Lewis Thrift – Thrift Shop (Thrift Shop by Macklemore (real name Ben Haggerty) and Ryan Lewis)
Weapon of Choice – Gun store (Weapon of Choice by Fatboy Slim)
21 Guns – Gun store (21 Guns by Green Day)

[Ruben Efamba]

Naranja: Parody of Orange and spanish phone company
Costa Blanca: Spanish Wine Company
Nepsol: Parody of Repsol and Spanish oil company
TVEspana: Parody of TVE and spanish television network

[HelloMyNameisPancho]

How about "¡Ejole! Frijoles"? A Mexican-American canned food company parodying GOYA and Del Monte.

[Larson42]

Blocky Life
A Minecraft Parody

[PackerMan71]

Yes, I realize this thread has gone almost four years without a post, but I think it's time to revive it a little bit. Also because I've had a few sponsor ideas and taglines on my mind...

R-KAH BRAKES: If the brakes don't stop your car, something will.

JISIM BELTS: Yeah, let's not go there, please.

DEATHGRIP TAPE: It's triple thick adhesive virtually tapes itself to the tape, instantly taping the tape!

PLATE O' AIR: Air for everywhere, just not in your hair.

JUNK FRESHENER: For when your junk just has too much funk.

STARDUST ADRENALINE: Because the party doesn't stop until your heart does.

Also, just a side note, I'm kind of surprised this thread isn't stickied.

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