Re: Fictional Sponsors Thread

by Pyrozooka0 Mon Nov 12, 2012 7:56 pm

Mother of Invention wrote:Coal Energy Drink

From the makers of Graphite Max, I presume? Laughing

by gwoodard41 Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:36 pm

Start N' Park Racing Academy: Where you can become a certified Start N' Park Driver!

(I may have this as a part time team or a shared car team that will be really horrible and be as slow... or slower, than Team Burr!)

by Groribe Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:53 pm

Microscope Computer

by **Syzygy** Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:47 pm

Groribe wrote:Microscope Computer

Parody of Microsoft?

by Groribe Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:51 pm

BurningThunder wrote:
Groribe wrote:Microscope Computer

Parody of Microsoft?

I lack an ability to come up a good sponsorship that isn't a ripoff of something. Embarassed

by Metro 6r4 Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:35 am

Ifruit and Panoramic.
(stealing GTA's ideas now)

by gwoodard41 Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:39 am

Metro 6r4 wrote:Ifruit and Panoramic.
(stealing GTA's ideas now)

*Ahem*

-Only fictional and/or original sponsors and drivers may be used. This is to encourage creativity. If you own an actual business, website, etc., you may advertise it on a car. I will also allow fictional sponsors from the Papyrus games as a tribute to the greatest racing game franchise of all-time, but companies taken from any other game, movie, TV show, comic book, etc., will not be allowed. Like with manufacturers, any entries that break this rule will be ignored.

It's a nice attempt but it breaks the ARLA Carta. Just a heads up.

by Tanrar Mon Nov 19, 2012 5:18 am

Trying my hand once again at fictional sponsors:

Nice Cock Chicken Ranch: Home to the nicest and tastiest chickens you'll find.
Toys 'R' Dumb: Where your screaming brat will beg to go.
Whirlwind Tornado Shelters: These tornado shelters will really "blow you away". Wink

by f1fan12 Mon Nov 19, 2012 6:30 am

Uncle Fred's Micro-electronics.

by **SnakePlissken** Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:02 am

"Hydro Planes"
'Ho' tels

by BWard Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:04 am

'Spin-Doctor Repairs' - Car workshop

by **SnakePlissken** Mon Nov 19, 2012 11:08 am

"Hue-mongous" -- a giant paint supply store.

by gwoodard41 Mon Nov 19, 2012 12:12 pm

Logic Bites - Bite Sized Chunks of what is good for your brain!

by Vincent Giacalone Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:14 pm

Helina's Handbaskets

Helorhye (Natural Spring) Water

Nick's Timepieces

FineTime Rims and Tires

CK Safety Caps - Now in 48 Sizes!

Bufferz Hi-Speed Internet

by **SnakePlissken** Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:39 pm

"Capp's Gas"

by Metro 6r4 Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:49 pm

"Yuri Nater" Russian toilet company Fictional Sponsors Thread - Page 4 215644238

by BWard Mon Nov 19, 2012 2:57 pm

Metro 6r4 wrote:"Yuri Nater" Russian toilet company

good one

by Pyrozooka0 Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:07 pm

Yellow Feather Toilet Paper

by day500champ1 Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:17 pm

Holly's Air Transport: Personal airplane service for stars and musicians.

by Groribe Mon Nov 19, 2012 4:52 pm

Uncle Donald's Burger: A fast food place

by Electric Wolf Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:43 pm

Groribe wrote:Uncle Donald's Burger: A fast food place

Almost there. Razz

Let's see. Only two I can come up with are Lubrica Oil and SonicBoom Audio Systems. Can't come up with clever references for names...

by gwoodard41 Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:49 pm

Walkin Plank's Seaside Resort

by Spannerhead29 (Nelson) Tue Nov 27, 2012 8:44 am

Specialised Clutch Works.

And here's a shitty logo that I drew up in 5 minutes at 12:30am.
Fictional Sponsors Thread - Page 4 Scw10

by **SnakePlissken** Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:14 am

"Pussy Whipped Cream"

by Spannerhead29 (Nelson) Thu Nov 29, 2012 6:33 am

"Kay Cee Canes" A store for walking sticks, canes, and mobility scooters.

by BWard Thu Dec 06, 2012 5:09 pm

"Drop-In Drop-Out Shoe World" Shoe Making Company.

by **SnakePlissken** Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:23 pm

"Petard Hoists"

by day500champ1 Wed Dec 12, 2012 3:09 pm

Union Busters; A law firm specializing in divorces for same sex couples.

Detroit Style; a line of clothing for criminals.

by Pyrozooka0 Fri Jan 04, 2013 10:17 pm

"Astroil" an oil (or gas) company with a space related branding

by Magus978 Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:54 pm

Belmont Whip Co. Very Happy

by Vincent Giacalone Sat Jan 05, 2013 10:55 pm

Pyhol Communications

by pepsibottle1 Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:29 am

Rundagrip Auto and Tire Care Centers

by gwoodard41 Tue Jan 15, 2013 10:31 am

FrndZone
1-800-FrndZne
FrndZone - For all of your 'Been Friend Zoned' Needs!

by TheRealNathNath Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:54 pm

NunYa Business Solutions

Dee'z Nutz (wonderful pistachios)

by SpeedDemon37 Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:56 pm

Gravel Trap Towing Services

DimWit Lighting

Smirks (sort of like a Snickers)

by **SnakePlissken** Fri Feb 01, 2013 10:59 pm

"Shampoodles" -- a pampered pet salon

by **SnakePlissken** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:14 pm

"Pick Your Nose Rhinoplasty"

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/tribalium123/tribalium1231208/tribalium123120800012/14836449-nose.jpg

by Pyrozooka0 Tue Mar 19, 2013 9:32 pm

PooPee toilets (yellow and brown, obviously)
EZ—Release bodykit mounts (why else would ARLA cars lose the front so easily)
Statix (a phone provider of low quality)

by gwoodard41 Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:06 pm

Haul A** Movers

A donkey (preferably the democrat's mascot) would take the place of the word A**. It'll be either a moving company (similar to u-haul) or a trucking company (a really bad company).

I'll probably make the logo when I get the time.... and after I file my taxes.

by navycook75 Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:15 pm

Haul Ass Movers

Motto: at least he have the balls to not censor the word ass.

by **SnakePlissken** Wed Mar 20, 2013 6:49 pm

navycook75 wrote:Haul Ass Movers

Motto: at least he have the balls to not censor the word ass.

At least have the balls to not post the F word at each and every opportunity that presents itself.

by navycook75 Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:05 pm

SnakePlissken wrote:
navycook75 wrote:Haul Ass Movers

Motto: at least he have the balls to not censor the word ass.

At least have the balls to not post the F word at each and every opportunity that presents itself.

So we're on the same page, I have the balls to say it at every opportunity and you have the balls not to say it at every opportunity.

everyone wins.

by **SnakePlissken** Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:29 pm

navycook75 wrote:
SnakePlissken wrote:
navycook75 wrote:Haul Ass Movers

Motto: at least he have the balls to not censor the word ass.

At least have the balls to not post the F word at each and every opportunity that presents itself.
So we're on the same page, I have the balls to say it at every opportunity and you have the balls not to say it at every opportunity.

everyone wins.

Not hardly. What I said was that you don't have the balls to avoid posting the F word at every opportunity that presents itself. It doesn't take balls to not post it whatsoever. It does take intelligence and a vocabulary though. You have obviously been gifted with both of those traits, but choose not to use them in this particular area for whatever reason. And I'm not really adverse to a well placed F bomb either. But it tends to lose the desired effect with continual overuse is what I was trying to emphasize.

by navycook75 Wed Mar 20, 2013 7:44 pm

SnakePlissken wrote:
navycook75 wrote:
SnakePlissken wrote:
navycook75 wrote:Haul Ass Movers

Motto: at least he have the balls to not censor the word ass.

At least have the balls to not post the F word at each and every opportunity that presents itself.
So we're on the same page, I have the balls to say it at every opportunity and you have the balls not to say it at every opportunity.

everyone wins.

Not hardly. What I said was that you don't have the balls to avoid posting the F word at every opportunity that presents itself. It doesn't take balls to not post it whatsoever. It does take intelligence and a vocabulary though. You have obviously been gifted with both of those traits, but choose not to use them in this particular area for whatever reason. And I'm not really adverse to a well placed F bomb either. But it tends to lose the desired effect with continual overuse is what I was trying to emphasize.

well I read that part wrong....
Anyway, you're saying that it takes intelligence and a Vocabulary to not post it.

Well I have been looking for ways to make myself smarter...

by gwoodard41 Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:14 am

Guys, I censored it on purpose. Everyone who understands the word I implied will get it, while those who are too young to know what that word means or is in general, won't get it unless it's explained to them.

I did it just because I didn't want to offend anyone who would otherwise be easy to offend or those who may be able to view the forum that may be too young or immature to see the actual word presented.

by Joshua Michaels Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:12 pm

Cheap-o Game-o!

Cheap Video Games! Old and new! For under 20$

by Mother of Invention Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:24 am

Navycook kinda already has the concept with Street Stocks, but how about Parsons Parking Services?

by Pyrozooka0 Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:09 pm

Ubergrip rain tires: supplying to all major series since 2009 (not available in Canada)

Alcohol Solid Leonard to English Translators: A must have tool for TMMC pundits!

How To Make A TM Master Cup Series Chassis in 500 Easy Steps: Don't enter a one off without reading this!

!HYPE! TV: primarily shows past ARLA, TMMC/TM Lights, and Formula Overdrive races, along with press confrences.

by Spannerhead29 (Nelson) Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:22 pm

Pyrozooka0 wrote:Ubergrip rain tires: supplying to all major series since 2009 (not available in Canada)

Alcohol Solid Leonard to English Translators: A must have tool for TMMC pundits!

How To Make A TM Master Cup Series Chassis in 500 Easy Steps: Don't enter a one off without reading this!

!HYPE! TV: primarily shows past ARLA, TMMC/TM Lights, and Formula Overdrive races, along with press confrences.

OEN shows ARLA.

by **SnakePlissken** Sun Apr 07, 2013 9:11 pm

"Add Nauseam" -- The make yourself sick medicine or some kind of add blocker program.

"Quea-Z" -- An over the counter nausea medicine that puts you to sleep-- thinking a NyQuil type of product.

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