Twitter Feed for PCC Canon Drivers/Owners

BenAtkins50: That Zarklonian government official must be fucking stupid if he thinks killing me would do anything. I'm immortal, bitch. :V

PrinceTlas: @BenAtkins50 We have no intention of killing you yet. We just executed a person who was going to try to kill you. We will kill you at some later time. Does next Wednesday work for you?

BenAtkins50: @PrinceTlas Ah, shit, I'd love to, but someone's already got me penned down to die another way that day. I am free Friday, however.

PrinceTlas: Ahh I can't Friday. I have to be at the grand opening of the intergalactic freeway ribbon cutting ceremony. How boring, I can pen you down for the 26th if that is alright.

SweetErin: Wooo!! First Win! Congrats @MissLaras #PARTYTIME
MissLaras: Thank you @SweetErin for giving me a car that could win.
VillKvinne: @SweetErin BUY NEW SUSPENSION!

RealTomDelgado: Couldn't finance a car on your own, huh Prince Tlas? Say hi to Bubba for me in the slammer. #Jailbait

PrinceTlas: @RealTomDelgado If the puny earthlings throw me into confindment. Then we will declare inter-galactic war on earth. To which you will all be vaporized, because you are building stuff that was considered new 4800 years ago in my culture. When you are all vaporized, I am going to use your home has a vacation home. Oh wait, you live in a cardboard box. That will certainly be too small for the future dictator of the galaxy.

ZarklonianNewsChannel5: Our supreme and glorious Prince, praise be onto him, has recently put out a bounty on an earthling named, Tom Delgado for insulting our glorious leader. If you return to Prince Tlas with this evil and disillusioned individual's dismembered head. You will receive, 2 goats, a cow and a lamb. Plus a signed picture of our glorious leader.

RealTomDelgado: @ZarklonianNewsChannel5 @PrinceTlas Bring it. I'll do my planet and yours a favor by wiping your sorry ass out. #LEGENDARY #ForAmerica

BenAtkins5: rip tiffany matthews

BenAtkins5: o wait wrong canon lol whoops

TiffMatthews @BenAtkins5 What the hell are you talking about? I'm obviously not dead.

RyanMatthews @TiffMatthews Ignore him. He's on, like, his 12th incarnation or something. #ithinkhesthedoctor

Ben Atkins wrote:BenAtkins5: rip tiffany matthews

BenAtkins5: o wait wrong canon lol whoops

OOC: I'm done.

NottheBestLester: @BenAtkins5 What drugs are you taking? I want some.

BenAtkins5: @TiffMatthews Shit, my bad. Just don't race open wheel cars at Texas Motor Speedway, mmk?

BenAtkins5: @RyanMatthews I'm on my 13th incarnation THANK YOU.

BenAtkins5: @NotTheBestLester meth

RealTomDelgado: Yes! I just won the bet for number of lives @BenAtkins5 would lose! Time to blow all of it on hookers, beer, and most importantly, cookies! #moneymoneyyeahyeah

Ben Atkins wrote:BenAtkins5: @NotTheBestLester meth

NottheBestLester: @BenAtkins5 I like meth. This series need more meth.

g_macena: 13th incarnation.........1 multiplied by 3 is 3 HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED

DLeck6211: I just realized something. Prince Tlas once had somebody executed for beating him in a race, and technically he lost because he was DQed at Hungary, so is he going to have ALL of us executed? #HaHaGoodLuck

RyanMatthews @BenAtkins5 Sorry. THIRTEENTH. My bad.

TiffMatthews @BenAtkins5 Why would I do something that crazy?

g_macena @TiffMatthews because Dale died for our sins

RealTomDelgado: Welp, that's all the money I won gone. Those were good cookies. #ThankYouBenAtkins

BreakingBen: @NotTheBestLester yes I agree.

BenAtkins5: @RealTomDelgado just died for a 14th time, sorry.

BenAtkins5: @TiffMatthews There's a LOT of money on the line. Just don't do it. Keaton will cheese pizza you.

BenAtkins5: @RyanMatthews 14th now. I'm not that good at this whole living thing...

LucP43 : Anybody wants free rides on Hon Hon Airlines, WE PROMISE THAT PELICANS WILL NOT HIT THE PLANE!!! or your money back

RealTomDelgado: @BenAtkins5 Too late. I already cashed out. Now I want more cookies. #chocolatechippls

Ben Atkins wrote:BreakingBen: @NotTheBestLester yes I agree.

NottheBestLester: @BenAtkins5 But are you Breaking BENJAMIN?

The-Church-of-DALE ben Atkins is in his 14th incarnation, 4 - 1 = 3; OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED

BenAtkins5: @NottheBeNO DO NOT MAKE THAT REFERENCE.

BenAtkins5: @The-Church-Of-DALE Illuminati confirmed. Half Life 3 confirmed. Excuse me. I gotta go fast.

NottheBeNO: @BenAtkins5 Why not?

BenAtkins5: @NotI WILL KEEP SHORTENING YOUR NAME.

N: @BenAtkins5 This isn't gonna last much longer dude

BenAtki

Illuminati @BenAtkins5 HEY, THAT IS A SECRET!

deholichuchoffast @BenAtkins5 sutup yu dam fol, only sanic can go fast

Mr. Atlanta: Mansfield Is going to Be Epic! #Oneoff

@FalconPunch: @BenAtkins5 you are obviously Schroedinger's son!  But I think you missed a death in your count there... time to recheck that Wiki page on you.

@FalconPunch: What's fat ass Prince Tlas going to do when the fastest person in the universe beats his ass in on Zarklon XII?

@FalconPunch: You heard it here first!  Captain Falcon will beat Prince Tlas's ass in, either on or off the track!  I'm faster than your vapor beam!

@FalconPunch: @RealTomDelgado give me my cookies back or I'll #FalconPunch them out of you!  I won the bet!

BenAtkins5: Yeaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 4 wide is a good idea @NotTheBestLester, right???

BenAtkins5: I guess that's why they called you @NotTheBestLester, isn't it? Because you suck.

BenAtkins5: I hit the wall trying to avoid killing people. I had more fun actually wrecking people, not avoiding them. I'll do that next time!

DanBranchHEH: FUCKING PAINT GRIP AND FUCKING PIT CREW SUCK HEH WANTED TO REPLACE A TIRE AND THEY PUT THE CAR ON THE JACK AND LEFT IT FUCKING PLEBS HEHEHEHEHEH HEH #HEH HEH #HEH

VillKvinne: Skål!

MissLaras: I am the best, catch me if you can. <link to points standings>

SweetErin: I am extremely proud of my drivers @VillKvinne and @MissLaras

SweetErin: @BenAtkins5 thank you for going into the wall and not killing one of my cars. There's a bottle of Vodka waiting for you when we get to Russia.

BenAtkins5: @SweetErin I need it after today #INeedToGetDrunk

BrianThePokemonMaster:

DLeck6211: I should of payed more attention to the race than talking on Skype.

SweetErin: Does anyone know what the commentary was like, becuase i couldn't understand a thing, although, watching on a Czech TV doesn't help.

Dleck6211: @SweetErin maybe you should Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

Tanrar79: @Dleck6211 Get out. #PUNishableOffense

BenAtkins5: @DLeck6211 I literally logged onto efr on my phone and went to the efforts of making this tweet when I should be sleeping just to say fuck you for that pun

RealTomDelgado: @FalconPunch Sorry, I ate them all. #hungry

AlexunPause: Well, I made it out alive. Seems even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once and a while #Wascherwins

randompccfan: @triplexxxracing will you be at mansfield?

triplexxxracing: @randompccfan we had to withdraw. Certain people we trusted let us down.

FalconPunch: @RealTomDelgado My cookies! Not my cookies! How else will I display my short bursts of incredible energy? <pic of Super Smash Brothers>

BurningThunder wrote:randompccfan: @triplexxxracing will you be at mansfield?

triplexxxracing: @randompccfan we had to withdraw. Certain people we trusted let us down.

OOC: Goddammit, did you freaking quoted that XTREME twit

g_macena oh babee a tchripow.

RacingNewsFast: Tragic news from Mansfield.

RacingNewsFast: Daisy Billiams has been killed in a tragic accident where sanic hegehog was running fast around the garage area. sanic then ran into Billiams, where she exploded into a series of gold rings.

RacingNewsFast: sanic hegehog has also withdrawn from the event. When asked about the accident, he said in a tragic tone "YOU'RE TOO SLOW."

BenAtkins5: well shit

FalconPunch: RIP Daisy Billiams... sanic hegehog = b@st@rd mother f*cker

FalconPunch: I will run a small decal in honor Daisy Billiams. The decal will be a circular bulls-eye with sanic's face in the middle.

OOC: I should have seen this coming.

sanichegehog: @FalconPunch UR TOO SLOW