Twitter Feed for PCC Canon Drivers/Owners

DelgadoFan36: @TomDelgadoRacing @RealTomDelgado what about the money you got from winning New York???

RealTomDelgado: @DelgadoFan36 It's been a few weeks since then. Our mistake was using it to build a 2nd car for Mansfield.

RealTomDelgado: Also, yes...I did take a nap in the car. I decided that I would not retire the car at all, even with engine dead.

NiceCoq: @BenAtkins5 I'll fucking kill you. Again.

PrinceTlas: PUNY EARTHLINGS! We will give you 1200 cows if we are allowed to put a bounty on your head? Who wants to take that deal?

TomDelgadoRacing: BREAKING: We have acquired the assets of Brinson Engineering. Matt Brinson will join TDR for the rest of the 2014 season and will drive the #40 car.

TomDelgadoRacing: Brinson will be sponsored by 1-800-ENGLITCH and Idio.tech.

RealTomDelgado: We got the Brinson Engineering deal done thanks to a conditional agreement made to repay our own creditors at season's end, which we should now be able to do as we'll get to run the European Tour. We will survive.

BrinsonEngineering: The entire operation of the PCC Cup team will be put up for auction. Listed are count of 2 chassis, one engine and a 9 piece drill set. 2 minimum wage, hourly based employees and a volunteer will be laid off. TM Lights operation is not to be effected

Pepsibottle1: Ought to be a fun ride. To Europe we go.

COOKIELOVER427: @BrinsonEngineering What the heck is TM Lights? Is it a beer? I might need that after the day of getting wasted on Pepsi, seriously, what do they put in that?

BenAtkins5: How to confuse the canons featuring @BrinsonEngineering

DLeck6211: How to be an assface by @BenAtkins5

COOKIELOVER427: How to make @BenAtkins5 die, again, Starring @DLeck6211 .

PrinceTlas: The man doing the commentary for the Sweedish race is going to be worshiped as a god here.

RealTomDelgado: This commentator may be the funniest thing ever.

PrinceTlas: Puny Earthlings! Apperently I am not allowed to "borrow" cars from the stupid British guy. Don't worry fans, if this Hewitt ever comes to Zarklon XII, I will personally throw him into the holy volcano as a sacrifice to the Volcano God!

Conquest_Politics: That's god damn time warp besmirched my show and I'll be getting punitive damages. Going to make my way down to Cleveland baby, it's miller time.

PrinceTlas: Puny Earthlings, I was recently mistaken for someone named Mary Sue. Who ever this Mary Sue is, be warned that if you keep impersonating the holy prince of the universe, you will be thrown into the Holy Volcano.

kriswascher97: I'm back from stripper coma after winning Talladega

MarySue: @PrinceTlas Oh come on, with my Holy powers of Destiny and the blood of Sephiroth and Luke Skywalker and doing everything perfect and all the people who I looked at once and now they all want to be in my pants, I will get you, but I will leave you alive because of my incorruptible pure pureness to win over your entire race as their god.

BenAtkins5: hmm the sky looks funky as shit tonight... anyone else noticing this???

DLeck6211: @BenAtkins5 I'm seeing it too. what. the. fuck.

sambrown: @BenAtkins5 I've got a bad feeling abou

BenAtkins5: lol

TheUniverse: Woo I've been created #HereWeGo

ItsLitBois: Dispensing light on these bitches #solarsystem

3rdRock: Life #confirmed

WalkTheDinosaur: @3rdRock we live on you now

AssTeroid: @WalkTheDinosaur @3rdRock nope

PrezOfPCC: We back boys #2016

RealTomDelgado: I survived, baby. <PIC of the survival pod>

RealTomDelgado: You really think a little thing like the end of the universe could stop me? Step up your game, cosmos. #GetOnMyLevel

BenAtkins5: ite listen here fuckboiiz its FUCKIN GOD here so i get to do what the shit i want kk? so listen here i want a chicken sandwich rn and no mayo

BenAtkins5: oh shit since im god i better not die anymore... didnt think about that..

BenAtkins5: so the worst thing would be to race in pcc again rite???

BenAtkins5: GOOD THING IM RACING IN PCC AGAIN!

RyanMatthews @BenAtkins5 What the hell are you on about? What do you mean, "again"?

TiffanyMatthews @RyanMatthews Anyone with a God complex needs to be committed IMO.

Gabe_Macena fuckign mexicans trump 2016

hankjuniorwheatfarmer lol im br dog now

BrianThePokemonMaster: I have survived.

MattBeck: Found a metric shit ton of burnt out stock cars in a crater, they look like they went through the end of the universe or something... <PIC of what appears to be 2014 PCC cars>

(OOC: It's best not to question the logic here)

RealTomDelgado: I will not own a team in 2016. Instead, I will focus on competing. Any team looking to sign me will have to meet my excessive demands. I wasn't the highest paid driver in the world at one point for nothing. I bring ability, prestige, and all you can eat at the local buffet after races.

DelgadoFan36: @RealTomDelgado YOURE THE BEST DRIVER EVER BIG FAN PLS RESPOND

RealTomDelgado: @DelgadoFan36 You are in the presence of greatness, chico. You made a wise choice by being one of my millions of fans.

DelgadoFan36 retweeted
RealTomDelgado: @DelgadoFan36 You are in the presence of greatness, chico. You made a wise choice by being one of my millions of fans.

COOKIELOVER427: I think I'll race full time now that I survived. Seriously, you guys should investigate the healing factor of cookies. Unfortunately, I am now 4 million pounds. #LateAprilFoolsBecauseTheWorldWasGoneDuringRealAprilFools.

MarySue: See what I can do? now let me race in PCC Cup or I destroy it again.

TiffanyMatthews I hate my new teammate. It's bad enough my brother had to add a second car, but to make his fashion model trophy wife the driver might be a bridge too far.

CarterFitzy @TiffanyMatthews Sorry I disappoint you, sweetie. I'll try to stay out of the little princess's way.

RyanMatthews @CarterFitzy @TiffanyMatthews You two are going to be a handful.

DanielBouchardPCC :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOwfNN7iQlY Suprised I got a ride am I out of my head?
RyanPritchard :    Welcome to the club @DanielBouchardPCC

PalomaIan: @PrezOfPCC Can you have @BenAtkins5 drug tested? I think he has had too many shrooms.

BenAtkins5: @PalomaIan how fucking dare you talk about god like that. im gonna smite you p. soon. when i can be bothered. too lazy rn

PrezOfPCC: @PalomaIan @BenAtkins5 lol what's a drug test

COOKIELOVER427: @PrezOfPCC It's when you test all the drugs you can find in your local Babies r us, drink them down with Pepsi (basically 200 proof moonshine), and then when you feel particularly down on your luck, drown yourself in a ball pit in your local Chuck e Cheese.

RaceTimeLIVE: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS FROM 2014 PCC CUP CHAMPION ALINA LAZAREVA'S SUPER-SEXY PHOTO SHOOT! <CLICKY>

RaceTimeLIVE: @RealTomDelgado's excessive contract demands pricing him out of 2016 season. An editorial on driver greed <HERE>

RaceTimeLIVE: ...but first, BOOBLES MAKING RUBLES! <CLICKY> FOR MORE SEXY PHOTOS OF RUSSIA'S ALINA LAZAREVA! #SexSells

Griffith Motorsports retweeted
RaceTimeLIVE: EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS FROM 2014 PCC CUP CHAMPION ALINA LAZAREVA'S SUPER-SEXY PHOTO SHOOT! <CLICKY>

Griffith Motorsports retweeted
RaceTimeLIVE: ...but first, BOOBLES MAKING RUBLES! <CLICKY> FOR MORE SEXY PHOTOS OF RUSSIA'S ALINA LAZAREVA! #SexSells

HankJuniorWheatfarmer woof

BenAtkins5: @PrezOfPCC i like you what do you want me to magic up for you?!?

RealTomDelgado: Take a look at the bad guy. I ooze machismo, and I wear all the gold. We are going to rule the world, and carve you up. <PIC of me signing my contract with Manticore> #Manticore #DaBadGuy

TLong91: @RomainDLC @DimaVanHall Where in the bloody hell are we?

COOKIELOVER427: @TLong91 Your in a galaxy of complete insanity. But what am I talking about? I have a litter of cookies for pets and a Mary Sue is racing in the trucks.

MarySue: @COOKIELOVER427 Hey, with my Holy powers of Destiny, I will destroy you!

COOKIELOVER427: @MarySue So?

MarySue: @COOKIELOVER427 and your cookies!

InfernoNewsNow: Breaking News: @COOKIELOVER427 kills @MarySue and she comes back to life for no reason except she somehow has @BenAtkins5 blood in him, confirming she has 3 fathers, no mothers confirmed.

RealAustinSanders: @COOKIELOVER427 @MarySue @InfernoNewsNow WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAVE. I. JUST. READ.

NottheBestLester: While all of you are over here cutting each other's throats, I'm just chilling here. <pic>

TLong91: @NottheBestLester I just got here and I am trying to figure out how we landed here.

DimaVanHall: @TLong91 Wait, did you say left at Albuquerque?

TLong91: @DimaVanHall Yes

DimaVanHall: @TLong91 OH...SH*T

TLong91: @DimaVanHall Next time, let me drive to all of the locations

DimaVanHall: @TLong91 Sure thing boss

RomainDLC: @DimaVanHall @TLong91 Well, since we are here, we might as well try to win here

@BeLikeIke: Arguably the best driver in PCC doesn't have a Cup ride?  Come on guys.

@BeLikeIke: Not in the realm of possibility b/c I'm too good of a driver to not find one. RT:@manticorefan234 if u dont find a #pcccup ride will u go to @pcclites or @pcctrucks?

RealTomDelgado: Manticore signed @BeLikeIke...interesting. Maybe, just maybe, there is someone who can give me a decent challenge. You have my attention, Ike.