Developmental Division's first-ever practice session leaves Hayden steamed at Kaminski, Souza

Early in the CRL Developmental Division's first-ever practice session at Irwindale, Trevor Souza and Feliks Kaminski left the pits together. The two cars, Souza's #79 and Kaminski's #753, touched wheels, and when Souza began pulling onto the track in Turn 3, Kaminski's left front hooked the right rear of Souza, pushing the 79 up the track.

Unfortunately, former CRL Modified Division champion Rallen Hayden was going around both cars when they touched, causing all three cars to crash into the wall. Hayden hit with such force, that the back of his car came off the ground. All three cars drove back to the pits, and needed extensive damage repair.

After the session was over, Souza and Kaminski had a very terse conversation in the pits, which Hayden soon joined, lashing out at both drivers. No punches were thrown. The first-ever Simple Green Pole Qualifying session will come up in 90 minutes.

Jamaican Jahgee Defends his drivers

After seeing footage of the first practice session for the season on YouTube in which 2 of his drivers were spun, Jahgee put this comment out

Wow, way fe a go Trevor Souza, de i-man just managed fe tear up 3 race cars before qualifyin', I kyan already tell what transport i-man team is goin' fe avoid. And Brett Waterhead, next time irie fe de moron de i hire as a spotter instead of costin' i dousands. The reason I am speakin' for i drivers is dat dey don't know English.

Hayden Livid After Practice Incident

Atfer having his car wrecked by Souza and Kaminski, Rallen Hayden drove his beat up car back to the garage, and went on a mission to find the two drivers. After finding the two, who were already in a heated argument, Hayden angrily walked up to the two and joined in, voicing his anger. After the confrontation was over, a reporter caught up to Hayden and asked himwhat had happened. He said this, "Those two idiots don't know how to drive a car. I went up to them and told them to either learn how to drive or go back to racing go-karts." Hayden then left and walked up to teammate Liman Mills and the two began conversing about practice. A back-up car was not needed in this case, despite the hit and damage.

Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e AJ Young avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Young e poi merda fuori.

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

Cardinals5 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

google translate

navycook75 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

google translate

Not accurate at all. I'm guessing that's how this was written which is why it doesn't make a lot of sense

Cardinals5 wrote:

navycook75 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

google translate

Not accurate at all. I'm guessing that's how this was written which is why it doesn't make a lot of sense

Translation: (From Google Translate)
To hell no, I did leave my car owner Jahgee speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can not understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding Bloomers and Chuck had a child that another child has eaten and then **** out Dudding Bloomers .

Translation: (For people who can't understand what the heck he meant.)
Hell no, I did not leave my car owner Jahgee to speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can't understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding and Chuck Bloomers had a child that was eaten by another child and then was **** out into Dudding Bloomers.

What did Chuck Bloomers have to do with anything?

flyingturns89 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

navycook75 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

google translate

Not accurate at all. I'm guessing that's how this was written which is why it doesn't make a lot of sense

Translation: (From Google Translate)
To hell no, I did leave my car owner Jahgee speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can not understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding Bloomers and Chuck had a child that another child has eaten and then **** out Dudding Bloomers .

Translation: (For people who can't understand what the heck he meant.)
Hell no, I did not leave my car owner Jahgee to speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can't understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding and Chuck Bloomers had a child that was eaten by another child and then was **** out into Dudding Bloomers.

What did Chuck Bloomers have to do with anything?

I just needed a sucky driver to be Dudding's love mate and he came to mind, isn't he known for sucking?

Jahgee1124 wrote:I just needed a sucky driver to be Dudding's love mate and he came to mind, isn't he known for sucking?

Not that I know of. I think you would have been much better off using AJ Young instead of Chuck.

Jahgee1124 wrote:

flyingturns89 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

navycook75 wrote:

Cardinals5 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:Sweet Nostrils Breaks His Silence

Feliks Kaminski held a press conference in Irwindale between practice and qualifying

Al diavolo no, mi sono fatto lasciare il mio Jahgee proprietario dell'auto parlare per me. Non me ne frega un cazzo volante, se non riesci a capire questo, ma si sappia, mi dispiace Hayden, ma Trevor Souza è peggio che se Derek Dudding e Chuck Bloomers avuto un figlio che ha mangiato un altro bambino Dudding Bloomers e poi merda fuori.

Could you at least bother to translate for those of us who aren't fluent in Italian?

(OOC: I am, but I think it's fair to ask for a translation since I don't expect everyone else to be and I'm admittedly shaky)

google translate

Not accurate at all. I'm guessing that's how this was written which is why it doesn't make a lot of sense

Translation: (From Google Translate)
To hell no, I did leave my car owner Jahgee speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can not understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding Bloomers and Chuck had a child that another child has eaten and then **** out Dudding Bloomers .

Translation: (For people who can't understand what the heck he meant.)
Hell no, I did not leave my car owner Jahgee to speak for me. I do not give a flying **** if you can't understand this, but you know, I'm sorry Hayden, but Trevor Souza is worse than if Derek Dudding and Chuck Bloomers had a child that was eaten by another child and then was **** out into Dudding Bloomers.

What did Chuck Bloomers have to do with anything?

I just needed a sucky driver to be Dudding's love mate and he came to mind, isn't he known for sucking?

He had two top 10 finishes.

Sparkz47 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:I just needed a sucky driver to be Dudding's love mate and he came to mind, isn't he known for sucking?

Not that I know of. I think you would have been much better off using AJ Young instead of Chuck.

Facepalm, If I edit Young's name in will you guys edit it into your posts that quote mine?

Jahgee1124 wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

Jahgee1124 wrote:I just needed a sucky driver to be Dudding's love mate and he came to mind, isn't he known for sucking?

Not that I know of. I think you would have been much better off using AJ Young instead of Chuck.

Facepalm, If I edit Young's name in will you guys edit it into your posts that quote mine?

Too much work.