Good Sam Club 500 - Sprint Cup Series

The NASCAR Sprint Cup Series heads to Talladega Superspeedway, or more preferably called "TALLADEGU WITH WHALES"!

Go-or-Go Homers:

7 - Robby Gordon
15 - Michael Waltrip
21 - Trevor Bayne
35 - Geoff Bodine
37 - Josh Wise
38 - Travis Kvapil
46 - Scott Speed
55 - JJ Yeley
66 - Michael McDowell
71 - Andy Lally
77 - TBA
87 - Joe Nemechek
97 - Kevin Conway

Shame Mikey couldn't bring the NAPA colors back.

inb4 someone fixes this replacing "bring the NAPA colors back" with "not show up this weekend"

Nascarboy426 wrote:Shame Mikey showed up this weekend.

Well Nascarboy...i didn't know you felt that way!

Alta wrote:

Nascarboy426 wrote:Shame Mikey showed up this weekend.

But I like the Napa know how napanapa know how

all hail Napa!

Nascarboy426 wrote:Shame Mikey couldn't bring the NAPA colors back.

inb4 someone fixes this replacing "bring the NAPA colors back" with "not show up this weekend"

Shame Mikeys racing.

navycook75 wrote:

Alta wrote:

Nascarboy426 wrote:Shame Mikey showed up this weekend.

But I like the Napa know how napanapa know how

all hail Napa!

NAPA KNOW HOW! napa know how, napa know how. N-N-N-N-NAPA KNOW HOW! napa know how, napa know how.

Yes, I had to.

flyingturns89 wrote:

navycook75 wrote:

Alta wrote:

Nascarboy426 wrote:Shame Mikey showed up this weekend.

But I like the Napa know how napanapa know how

all hail Napa!

NAPA KNOW HOW! napa know how, napa know how. N-N-N-N-NAPA KNOW HOW! napa know how, napa know how.

Yes, I had to.

Why, why WHY!

Flying you official win this thread for two reason 1) you had the guts to post that and 2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

Thanks a lot

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

this won the thread

navycook75 wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

this won the thread

AAAAA!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!

The second TRG car, the #77, withdrew last night.

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

Have you ever had a steel chair to the face?!?

PYLrulz wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

Have you ever had a steel chair to the face?!?

Oh, I like that idea!

Although, I was the one that made that .gif in the first place...

kensethfan wrote:

PYLrulz wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

Have you ever had a steel chair to the face?!?

Oh, I like that idea!

Although, I was the one that made that .gif in the first place...

May you be relegated to the deepest depths of hell

PYLrulz wrote:

kensethfan wrote:

PYLrulz wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

Have you ever had a steel chair to the face?!?

Oh, I like that idea!

Although, I was the one that made that .gif in the first place...

May you be relegated to the deepest depths of hell

I agree with this gentlemen.

The ragequit in this thread along with that gif and that post is win

BurningThunder wrote:The second TRG car, the #77, withdrew last night.

Aww, I saw that they had "Dan Wheldon" with a halo as the signature on the car.

If we had a thread hall of fame, these past few posts would go in it.

I hope Mikey DNQs or is the first car to crash out, regardless.

Chives2112 wrote:

BurningThunder wrote:The second TRG car, the #77, withdrew last night.

Aww, I saw that they had "Dan Wheldon" with a halo as the signature on the car.

Disregard, looks to be a Jayski error. #77 is still entered with TJ Bell as the driver apparently, according to TRG's Facebook page.

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

I tell you wut...that's hot.

I have to say, this is turning out to be quite the interesting thread, it is.

if he could move his car half as well as he moves his a$$, he could be a contender on race day

Nextelracer wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

I tell you wut...that's hot.

Whatever floats your boat

Mystrsyko wrote:if he could move his car half as well as he moves his a$$, he could be a contender on race day

Dude, that's funny.

PYLrulz wrote:

Nextelracer wrote:

Sparkz47 wrote:

day500champ1 wrote:2) we don't have to see Mikey shake his a**.

Just for you, 500Champ.

I tell you wut...that's hot.

Whatever floats your boat

Yeah...Anyone that knows me knows that I'm totally normal.

Ok, since we in Dega this weekend how about a little of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWUOmk7wO0

day500champ1 wrote:Ok, since we in Dega this weekend how about a little of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwWUOmk7wO0

(has mega-flashback to the NT2002 intro)

Starting Lineup for the Good Sam Club 500

1 - 5 Mark Martin
2 - 48 Jimmie Johnson
3 - 33 Clint Bowyer
4 - 21 Trevor Bayne
5 - 24 Jeff Gordon
6 - 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr.
7 - 27 Paul Menard
8 - 6 David Ragan
9 - 99 Carl Edwards
10 - 39 Ryan Newman
11 - 17 Matt Kenseth
12 - 14 Tony Stewart
13 - 29 Kevin Harvick
14 - 22 Kurt Busch
15 - 42 Juan Pablo Montoya
16 - 2 Brad Keselowski
17 - 38 Travis Kvapil
18 - 16 Greg Biffle
19 - 9 Marcos Ambrose
20 - 97 Kevin Conway
21 - 47 Bobby Labonte
22 - 78 Regan Smith
23 - 15 Michael Waltrip
24 - 43 AJ Allmendinger
25 - 31 Jeff Burton
26 - 4 Kasey Kahne
27 - 87 Joe Nemechek
28 - 55 JJ Yeley
29 - 66 Michael McDowell (Who saw his car leaning ridiculously to the right? I sure did.)
30 - 83 Brian Vickers
31 - 11 Denny Hamlin
32 - 32 Terry Labonte
33 - 71 Andy Lally
34 - 18 Kyle Busch
35 - 20 Joey Logano
36 - 00 David Reutimann
37 - 56 Martin Truex Jr.
38 - 51 Landon Cassill
39 - 1 Jamie McMurray
40 - 34 David Gilliland
41 - 36 Dave Blaney
42 - 13 Casey Mears
43 - 7 Robby Gordon

DID NOT QUALIFY

35 - Geoffrey Bodine
46 - Scott Speed
77 - TJ Bell
37 - Josh Wise

Good to see Waltrip make the field. Hope he does well.

Of the 43 drivers that took part in this race 10 years ago, only 14 will race today.

My, how things change.

I'm actually SCARED to go on the ISRA TS today. Thanks Brock for sending a bunch of YouTube noobs our way. :/

Ten years ago we had pack-racing and we had cars 3-wide 10 rows deep. Man, where have the years gone?

Michael Waltrip ARCAed...again

Go Blaney!

Thank you, Denny Hamlin the punk.

Oh em gee I wanna see URNHAAAAART JEWNEEEEERRRRR WIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Just Kidding.

Bayne and Gordon have a great shot.

5 bucks says that people will screamed fixed, since Burton pretty much rolled over and let Bowyer have the win (despite what looked like a little racing between the two)

Bayne Just Ditched Gordon LOL.
Great to see Bowyer back in victory lane and one last win for RCR.

That was a pretty decent race, and congratulations to Bowyer. Burton had a great race and how about Dave Blaney!?

KIDS EAT FREE!!!

Anyway, Clint Bowyer wins after a last lap pass on Jeff Burton.

Results


1 3 33 Clint Bowyer Chevrolet Chevy 100 Years 47/4 188 Running 260,558
2 25 31 Jeff Burton Chevrolet Caterpillar 43/1 188 Running 170,500
3 41 36 Dave Blaney Chevrolet Golden Corral 42/1 188 Running 160,833
4 16 2 Brad Keselowski Dodge Miller Lite 41/1 188 Running 143,483
5 30 83 Brian Vickers Toyota Red Bull 40/1 188 Running 135,964
6 26 4 Kasey Kahne Toyota Red Bull 39/1 188 Running 122,033
7 12 14 Tony Stewart Chevrolet El Monterey / Office Depot 39/2 188 Running 143,433
8 31 11 Denny Hamlin Toyota FedEx Office 36/0 188 Running 134,000
9 23 115 Michael Waltrip Toyota Aaron's Dream Machine / Darrell Waltrip NASCAR Hall of Fame 36/1 188 Running 83,500
10 37 56 Martin Truex Jr. Toyota NAPA Auto Parts 34/0 188 Running 94,825
11 9 99 Carl Edwards Ford Subway 34/1 188 Running 128,866
12 7 27 Paul Menard Chevrolet Serta / Menards 32/0 188 Running 91,775
13 36 00 David Reutimann Toyota Aaron's Dream Machine 31/0 188 Running 111,308
14 18 16 Greg Biffle Ford 3M / O'Reilly Auto Parts 31/1 188 Running 95,825
15 4 21 Trevor Bayne Ford Motorcraft / Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center 0 188 Running 81,325
16 38 51 Landon Cassill Chevrolet Phoenix Construction / Thank A Teacher Today / Security Benefit 0 188 Running 91,608
17 42 13 Casey Mears Toyota GEICO 27/0 188 Running 79,050
18 11 17 Matt Kenseth Ford Jeremiah Weed Southern Style 27/1 188 Running 121,836
19 19 9 Marcos Ambrose Ford Stanley 26/1 188 Running 108,366
20 1 5 Mark Martin Chevrolet GoDaddy.com 25/1 188 Running 93,250
21 17 38 Travis Kvapil Ford Long John Silver's 0 188 Running 88,097
22 40 34 David Gilliland Ford World Hunger
Relief / FromHungerToHope.com 22/0 188 Running 77,175
23 15 42 Juan Montoya Chevrolet Energizer 22/1 188 Running 115,783
24 35 20 Joey Logano Toyota The Home Depot 20/0 188 Running 84,525
25 6 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Chevrolet Diet Mountain Dew "Paint the 88" / National Guard 20/1 188 Running 84,225
26 2 48 Jimmie Johnson Chevrolet MyLowe's 19/1 188 Running 127,611
27 5 24 Jeff Gordon Chevrolet Drive to End Hunger 18/1 188 Running 112,461
28 8 6 David Ragan Ford UPS My Choice 17/1 188 Running 81,250
29 39 1 Jamie McMurray Chevrolet Bass Pro Shops / Tracker 16/1 184 Running 111,189
30 22 78 Regan Smith Chevrolet Furniture Row Companies 14/0 180 Accident 98,745
31 24 43 A.J. Allmendinger Ford Best Buy 13/0 179 Running 109,686
32 13 29 Kevin Harvick Chevrolet Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches 13/1 179 Running 121,786
33 34 18 Kyle Busch Toyota M&M's Halloween 12/1 175 Running 121,691
34 32 32 Terry Labonte Ford C&J Energy 10/0 175 Running 71,700
35 21 47 Bobby Labonte Toyota Scott Products 9/0 173 Accident 97,870
36 14 22 Kurt Busch Dodge Shell / Pennzoil 9/1 173 Accident 115,950
37 43 7 Robby Gordon Dodge Speed Energy / Mapei / Menards 8/1 173 Rear Gear 71,250
38 10 39 Ryan Newman Chevrolet U.S. Army 7/1 172 Running 113,200
39 33 71 Andy Lally * Ford TRG Motorsports 6/1 162 Accident 80,500
40 29 66 Michael McDowell Toyota HP Racing LLC 4/0 6 Clutch 70,860
41 27 87 Joe Nemechek Toyota AMFMEnergy.com / Pellet & Wood Stoves 0 4 Rear Gear 70,710
42 28 55 J.J. Yeley Ford Alphagraphics 2/0 3 Wheel Bearing 70,580
43 20 97 Kevin Conway Toyota Extenze 0 2 Vibration 70,964

What a great day:

Bowyer over Burton in a close finish.
Blaney ties his best career cup finish (3rd).
And Johnson finishes 26th and falls 50 points behind Edwards with 4 to go.

JOHNSONS DONE. 50 BACK. SWEET.

This was one of the best races of the year IMHO.

Congrats Clint Bowyer on what maybe your last win of your career.

Least you won before moving to MWR where you will finish 23rd every race now.

Blaney came within inches of winning this race, because Jeff and Clint nearly wrecked each other on the tri-oval.

Anyone behind 4th is eliminated realistically.

Crappy and good race at the same time.

FUN FACT: Kasey Kahne has scored more points than anyone during the chase this year.

Not gonna lie the GWC made me mad, Typical Nascar delaying restarts just for show.

Other then that a pretty good race and FINALLY....WE PARTY AT GOLDEN CORRAL!

Alta wrote:Not gonna lie the GWC made me mad, Typical Nascar delaying restarts just for show.

Other then that a pretty good race and FINALLY....WE PARTY AT GOLDEN CORRAL!

TONIGHT WE DINE AT GOLDEN CORRAL!