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Post by Memoriesallbutdone on Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:48 pm

And in the stupid news category for the day...

No penalties for Truex, Johnson; NASCAR to increase tolerances in post-race inspection: NASCAR has decided to increase the tolerances for postrace measurements, eliminating all lower-tier penalties and only issuing a penalty if it reaches the point where suspensions would be issued and a win would not be allowed to count toward advancement in the Chase for the Sprint Cup. The decision is retroactive to the race last weekend at Chicagoland Speedway, meaning that race winner Martin Truex Jr. and 12th-place finisher Jimmie Johnson will not be penalized for being outside the rear alignment tolerances by a minimal amount. Without a penalty, Johnson remains eighth in points. With the 10-point penalty he would have received, Johnson would have fallen into a tie for 12th in the standings. NASCAR Executive Vice President Steve O'Donnell said the decision was made so that all penalties are equitable. Under the previous structure, Truex virtually would have no penalty because he won the race to automatically qualify for the next round of the Chase while Johnson would have had a major 10-point penalty that could have put his ability to advance to the next round in jeopardy. "We recognized if we were to apply those penalties as we listed them out for the event, those penalties would not have the same impact on the competitors based on the Chase format and the increased emphasis on win bonuses [to advance]," O'Donnell said. "If you look back as to why we created the deterrent system we put in place to insure that we had a level playing field for all 40 cars that were competing in the event and in this case, if we applied those penalties, the postrace penalty would not really treat each competitor fairly." O'Donnell said he feels the industry believes the Truex and Johnson infractions were minor in nature. All of the cars passed inspection prerace, and teams design the cars to bend and adjust at race speed and loads in the turns. O'Donnell also announced that every Chase car would go through the postrace measurement inspection station. Previously, it was the top-five and select others. If a car does fail postrace measurements at the standard NASCAR set last week as its most egregious violation, it would be a 35-point penalty, a three-race suspension for the crew chief and a $65,000 fine for the crew chief. If the car had won, the driver would not be allowed to use the win to advance to the next round of the Chase. A win is worth 44 or 45 points, depending on whether a driver leads the most laps.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Wed Oct 12, 2016 5:14 pm

This week : Ryan Newman signed a extension with RCR and Martinsville is getting Lights
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by flyingturns89 on Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:45 am

ARCA's season ended this weekend with Chase Briscoe scoring his sixth win of the season to clinch the 2016 ARCA Championship, and the first ARCA title for Cunningham Motorsports. The following twenty drivers all finished in the top 20 in points and therefore will be going to the ARCA championship banquet.

1st #77 Chase Briscoe 5,290
2nd #25 Tom Hessert 4,755
3rd #52 Matt Kurzejewski 4,585
4th #6 Josh Williams 4,175
5th #9 Thomas Praytor 4,055
6th #48 Brad Smith 3,445
7th #10 Kyle Weatherman 3,165
8th #55 Dalton Sargeant 3,040
9th #27 AJ Fike 2,945
10th #34 Mike Basham 2,925
11th #06 Con Nicolopoulos 2,540
12th #05 John Wes Townley 2,125
13th #69 Will Kimmel 2,060
14th #11 Ed Pompa 2,010
15th #14 Dustin Knowles 1,930
16th #32 Shane Lee 1,615
17th #22 Myatt Snider 1,475
18th #00 Wayne Peterson 1,430
19th #42 Bo LeMastus 1,380
20th #64 Mike Senica 1,330
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by PRAWBLEMS on Tue Oct 18, 2016 8:30 am

Lol what the heck are Con and Wayne supposed to say at the banquet
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by bsoyuz on Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:58 am

flyingturns89 wrote:
11th #06 Con Nicolopoulos 2,540
12th #05 John Wes Townley 2,125
14th #11 Ed Pompa 2,010
18th #00 Wayne Peterson 1,430

My only statement to this is: Yes.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:46 pm

Guys, I think we are all going to die. Gray Gaulding will make his sprint cup debut next week in the #30
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by Magus978 on Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:52 pm

PRAWBLEMS wrote:Lol what the heck are Con and Wayne supposed to say at the banquet

"I did it, everyone! I have more DNF's than laps completed!" - Wayne Peterson

"Nobody knows who I am..." - Con Nicolopoulos
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by Rovenami on Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:53 am

NASCAR will limit Cup drivers in lower series: In an announcement that will put an even brighter spotlight on the next generation of stars and bolster the identity of all three of its national series, NASCAR announced on Wednesday driver participation guidelines for the 2017 season. The new guidelines limit the number of events a premier series driver can race in the NASCAR XFINITY Series and NASCAR Camping World Truck Series. Starting next season, premier series drivers with more than five years of full-time experience will be eligible to compete in a maximum of 10 races in the XFINITY Series and seven races in the NASCAR Camping World Truck Series.
Additionally, drivers with more than five years of full-time premier series experience will be ineligible to compete in the final eight races in each series, as well as the Dash 4 Cash races in the NASCAR XFINITY Series. The final eight races are comprised of the regular season finale and the entirety of the Chase in each series. Drivers earning premier series points in 2017 also are not eligible to compete in the 2017 NASCAR XFINITY Series and NASCAR Camping World Truck Series Championship Races at Homestead-Miami Speedway.
"The updated guidelines will elevate the stature of our future stars, while also providing them the opportunity to compete against the best in professional motorsports," said Jim Cassidy, NASCAR senior vice president of racing operations. "These updated guidelines are the result of a collaborative effort involving the entire industry, and will ultimately better showcase the emerging stars of NASCAR."
Drivers with more than five years of full-time experience in the premier series still can run for an XFINITY Series or Camping World Truck Series championship, provided they have declared for championship points in the respective series.
Wednesday's announcement signals the next step in NASCAR's driver participation guideline evolution. Prior to the 2016 season, NASCAR announced that members of the 2015 Chase for the NASCAR Sprint Cup field would be ineligible to compete in the 2016 Championship Race in both the NASCAR XFINITY Series and NASCAR Camping World Truck Series. In 2011, NASCAR implemented a rule requiring drivers to select one of the three national series in which to collect championship points.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by TPGRacing75 on Wed Oct 26, 2016 7:46 pm

Its about time they did this. No more Kyle/Penske Show
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by Spannerhead29 (Nelson) on Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:03 pm

Michael Annett (with Flying Pilot J) will move to the #5 JRM car in Xfinity full-time, meaning that HSM will most likely shut down.

Matt Tifft will be full-time Xfinity as well with JGR.
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Post by Mother of Invention on Fri Nov 04, 2016 4:39 pm

TPGRacing75 wrote:Its about time they did this. No more Kyle/Penske Show

No, I mean Kyle already cut down a little bit, but its still gonna be a Penske/Gibbs crapfest with occasional Cameos by RCR and Chip Ginassi.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by NeverNeutral on Mon Dec 19, 2016 4:04 pm

Ceej continues to predict history(?)

http://racefestafrica.com/
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by SpeedDemon37 on Thu Jan 19, 2017 7:17 pm

jayski.com wrote:Advance Auto Parts sponsoring the Clash at Daytona: Daytona International Speedway will rekindle one of its fan-favorite traditions next month in partnership with Advance Auto Parts, a leading automotive aftermarket parts provider in North America. The Advance Auto Parts Clash will open the 2017 NASCAR season under the lights on the evening of Feb. 18, featuring an elite field of Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series drivers in a 75-lap sprint. The annual all-star event was first held in 1979, originally known as the Busch Clash. A number of name changes ensued over the years, but now the once-iconic label is back. In addition to the race entitlement, Advance Auto Parts will also serve as the Official Auto Parts Store of DIS. The 75-lap/187.5-mile race will be split into two segments, separated by a mandatory caution period at Lap 25.(Daytona International Speedway)(1-18-2017)
Not quite the same ring to it as the Busch Clash, but it's the Clash, nonetheless! Pleased to see NASCAR bring back the classic name.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by NeverNeutral on Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:30 pm

Now that everything seems to be shaping up I'm bringing back the Xfinity team chart

Full-time:
JD- 0 Garrett Smithley or ???
JD- 01 ???
JD- 4 Ross Chastain
SHR- 00 Cole Custer (R)
SS-GL- 07 Ray Black Jr. or ???
JRM- 1 Elliott Sadler
JRM- 5 Michael Annett
JRM- 7 Justin Allgaier
JRM- 9 William Byron (R)
RCR- 2 Austin Dillon/Paul Menard/???
RCR- 3 Ty Dillon/???
RCR- 21 Daniel Hemric (R)
RCR- 33 Brandon Jones
RCR- 62 Brendan Gaughan
Roush- 6 Darrell Wallace Jr. (Running first 6 races, full season pending sponsorship)
Roush- 16 Ryan Reed
McLeod- 8 Jeff Green
McLeod- 78? ???
Kaulig- 11 Blake Koch
MBM- 13 Carl Long/Pay drivers
MBM- 40 Carl Long/Pay drivers
TriStar- 14 J.J. Yeley
TriStar- 44 Pay drivers
JGR- 18 Kyle Busch/Daniel Suarez?/Denny Hamlin?/???
JGR- 19 Matt Tifft
JGR- 20 Erik Jones/Daniel Suarez?/Denny Hamlin?/???
Penske- 22 Brad Keselowski/Joey Logano/Ryan Blaney/Alex Tagliani?
GMS- 23 Spencer Gallagher (R)
JGL- 24 Pay drivers or ???
JGL- 28 Dakoda Armstrong
RSS- 39 Ryan Sieg
CGR- 42 Kyle Larson/Tyler Reddick (R)/Justin Marks
CGR- 48 Brennan Poole
PPM- 46 Anthony Kumpen/Brandon Gdovic (R)/???
Clements- 51 Jeremy Clements
Means- 52 Joey Gase
Harmon- 74 Mike Harmon/???
Obaika- 77 Stephen Leicht (Team may not make it to Daytona)
Obaika- 97 Pay drivers
King- 90 Martin Roy?/Pay drivers

Part-time Teams:
Penske- 12 Brad Keselowski and/or Joey Logano/Ryan Blaney
SHR- 41 Kevin Harvick/???
Gerhart- 85 Bobby Gerhart
Brandonbilt- 86 Brandon Brown
NEMCO- 87 Joe Nemechek
JRM- 88 Kasey Kahne/Dale Earnhardt, Jr./???
Shepherd- 89 Morgan Shepherd (Supposedly his final year)
King- 92 ???
RSS- 93 ???
Biagi- 98 Aric Almirola/???


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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by NeverNeutral on Sat Feb 04, 2017 10:46 pm

And Trucks, not as much known/announced here:

Full-time:
Young's/Hill?: 02 Tyler Young/Austin Hill?/???
MAKE/JJC?: 1 Jennifer Jo Cobb?/ ???
MAKE: 50 Travis Kvapil?/???
KBM: 4 Christopher Bell
KBM: 18 Noah Gragson (R)
KBM: 51 Kyle Busch/Todd Gilliland/Harrison Burton/Myatt Snider
NEMCO: 8 John Hunter Nemechek
JJC: 10 ???
RHR: 11 Brett Moffitt?/???
RHR: 17 Timothy Peters
RWR: 12 Spencer Boyd (R)/Cody Ware(R)/???
RWR: ? ???
ThorSport: 13 Cody Coughlin
ThorSport: 27 Ben Rhodes
ThorSport: 88 Matt Crafton
ThorSport: 98 Grant Enfinger
Hattori: 16 Ryan Truex
BKR: 19 Austin Cindric (R)
BKR: 29 Chase Briscoe (R)
GMS: 21 Johnny Sauter
GMS: 24 Justin Haley (R)/???
GMS: 33 Kaz Grala (R)
AMR: 22 Austin Wayne Self
Mittler: 36 ???
Mittler: 63 ???
Martins: 44 Tommy Joe Martins
Halmar: 52 Stewart Friesen (R)
Bolen: 66 ???
Contreras: 71 Carlos Contreras?/Alon Day?/???

Part-Time teams:
BKR- 2 Brad Keselowski?/???
Wauters- 5 ???
Benning- 6 Norm Benning
Gerhart- 36 Bobby Gerhart
Peck- 40 Todd Peck
McLeod- 45? ???
Greenfield- 68 Clay Greenfield
Henderson- 75 Parker Kligerman/Caleb Holman?
Glenden- 78? Chris Fontaine
Empire- 82? ???
Brandonbilt- 86 Brandon Brown
NEMCO- 87 Joe Nemechek
RBR- 92 ???
Schrader- ? Ken Schrader (Eldora)
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by NeverNeutral on Mon Feb 06, 2017 1:15 am

Also, here's a final update on Cup, in case you lost track of all the charters being sold and leased and such.

Chartered Teams:
CGR: 1 Jamie Mcmurray
CGR: 42 Kyle Larson
Penske: 2 Brad Keselowski
Penske: 22 Joey Logano
RCR: 3 Austin Dillon
RCR: 27 Paul Menard
RCR: 31 Ryan Newman
SHR: 4 Kevin Harvick
SHR: 10 Danica Patrick
SHR: 14 Clint Bowyer
SHR: 41 Kurt Busch
HMS: 5 Kasey Kahne
HMS: 24 Chase Elliott
HMS: 48 Jimmie Johnson
HMS: 88 Dale Earnhardt, Jr./Alex Bowman (Clash)
Roush: 6 Trevor Bayne
Roush: 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Gibbs: 11 Denny Hamlin
Gibbs: 18 Kyle Busch
Gibbs: 19 Daniel Suarez (R)
Gibbs: 20 Matt Kenseth
Germain: 13 Ty Dillon (R)
Premium: 15 Michael Waltrip (Daytona)/??? (Purchased from HSM)
Wood Bros.: 21 Ryan Blaney (Leased from 32)
BK: 23 Joey Gase/Gray Gaulding (R)
Go FAS: 32 Matt DiBenedetto (Leased from 44)
CSTMG: 33 Jeffrey Earnhardt/???
FRM: 34 Landon Cassill
FRM: 38 David Ragan
JTG: 37 Chris Buescher (Leased from 16)
JTG: 47 A.J. Allmendinger
RPM: 43 Aric Almirola
TriStar: 72 Cole Whitt (Purchased from 83, Leased by FRM)
FRR: 77 Erik Jones (R) (Purchased from 46)
FRR: 78 Martin Truex, Jr.
LFR: 95 Michael McDowell (Purchased from 7)

Full-Time, Non-Chartered:
RWR: 51 Timmy Hill/Stanton Barrett/Cody Ware/Kevin O'Connell/???
Premium: 55 Reed Sorenson/???
BK: 83 Corey LaJoie/Gray Gaulding (R)/???

Part-Time:
TBR: 7 Elliott Sadler
CSTMG: 30 ???
Beard: 75 Brendan Gaughan
BK: 93 ???
Gaunt: 96 D.J. Kennington
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Mon Feb 20, 2017 5:04 pm

So Pocono Announced that for the 2nd Pocono Race Qualifying and the Race will both be on Sunday.
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Post by zfitzwater599 on Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:10 am

AntmanB wrote:So Pocono Announced that for the 2nd Pocono Race Qualifying and the Race will both be on Sunday.
Tbh I don't like that idea
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by RyanB06 on Tue Feb 21, 2017 2:27 pm

I do. Most short tracks do one-day shows with Q and the race within an hour of each other.

BTW, Jayski has been fully integrated into the ESPN web platform, which means the old Jayski is essentially gone.

RIP tyop knig.
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Post by conrail1990 on Tue Feb 21, 2017 10:29 pm

I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. That little ESPN logo in the corner always scared me.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:33 pm

AntmanB wrote:So Pocono Announced that for the 2nd Pocono Race Qualifying and the Race will both be on Sunday.

add Martinsville and Watkins Glen to this list.
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:04 pm

this Years all Star Format

http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2017/story/_/id/19133778/all-star-race-format-unveiled

also, this
http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2017/story/_/id/19135474/goodyear-offers-option-tire-all-star-race
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Post by zfitzwater599 on Tue Apr 11, 2017 7:10 pm

And Green Goodyears in 2018
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by f1fan12 on Tue Apr 11, 2017 9:21 pm

I love the option tire idea...
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:17 pm

Joey Gase will be attempting talladega in a few weeks in the #15 premium motor sports car
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Re: The Jayski Copypasta Thread

Post by AntmanB on Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:33 pm

2 sad news stories.

Allen bestwick and Jerry punch have been let go by ESPN and Johnandretti is righting stage 3 colon cancer.
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Post by f1fan12 on Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:01 pm

If Bestwick got fired, whose covering the Indy 500 this year?
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Post by NeverNeutral on Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:55 pm

f1fan12 wrote:If Bestwick got fired, whose covering the Indy 500 this year?
He will stay to call his remaining races and be let go after that.
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Post by Alta Yesterday at 12:14 am

Bestwick being on the cut list screams to me that ABC is getting out of the contract one year early, Why would they cut the head off of their motorsport section just for one more year?
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