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Post by Syzygy on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:41 pm



Results (21st-42nd)
Driver's Points
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Misc. Awards Post-Race:

Driver of the Race: Nicholas Korodovos, hands down.  Brought his A+ game to the track and never looked back.

Reject of the Race: Louis Bellard, easily.  Way to wreck both of your teammates like an ass...

DRIVER OF THE YEAR: Billy Ray James, wins the Owner's Title for the 11 car because he started Charlotte.


Cars for 2014 are due in 3 weeks.


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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Electric Wolf on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:44 pm

Why is the video unavailible?
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Kornography on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:44 pm

Video is unavailable, unsubcribed 5ever!
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Ben Atkins on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:52 pm

Ben Atkins tries to watch race on YouTube, dies a 4th time waiting

While the PCC Cup race was unavailable, Ben Atkins, who was waiting to watch it via video streaming website YouTube, died after a tyrannosaurus rex smashed through his window and broke his favourite lava lamp. While this happened, he had a completely unrelated heart attack due to eating too many pizzas waiting for the video.

More is expected to be released after the video is up.

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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Kornography on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:53 pm

R.I.P BEN!
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Electric Wolf on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:53 pm

Ben Atkins wrote:Ben Atkins tries to watch race on YouTube, dies a 4th time waiting

While the PCC Cup race was unavailable, Ben Atkins, who was waiting to watch it via video streaming website YouTube, died after a tyrannosaurus rex smashed through his window and broke his favourite lava lamp. While this happened, he had a completely unrelated heart attack due to eating too many pizzas waiting for the video.

More is expected to be released after the video is up.

This wins the thread that hasn't even started yet.
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Rykia on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:54 pm

Good. Ben was useless anyways.
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Ben Atkins on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:56 pm

Ben Atkins revives self to insult Ike Durbin, dies again

Ben Atkins came back to life to say to Ike Durbin, "Yeah, well, you smell funny!" before realising his favourite lava lamp had been broken by the T-Rex and attacking the T-Rex.

After successfully winning the fight, he realised the video still wasn't up, went back outside and tripped in front of a parked car.

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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Kornography on Sun Mar 02, 2014 1:57 pm

Crag Jaysner rises from the grave, complains about not being able to watch PCC Cup race.

Dead racing star Crag Jaysner rose from the grave earlier today complaining that he couldn't watch the PCC Cup race at Cleveland from Hell.

"What the hell guys?! I want to know if Burnfart won! I'm never watching another PCC Cup race 5ever!"
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:02 pm

Nicholas Korodovos destroys laptop while trying to watch race, catches River on fire!

Nicholas Korodovos tried to watch the PCC Cup Series finale at Cleveland on Youtube. When the video was not working, he ordered his minion Hogan to throw his laptop out the window of his portable mansion! The laptop then flew into the Cuyahoga river, lighting it on fire for the 4th time that week! Crews successfully put out the fire after it burned down the entire flats, no big loss cause nothing was in the flats anyway!
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by pennst24 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:05 pm

Ramsey Coquinner:

"I WAS TRYING TO WATCH BIBI BENZ' NEW FLICK AND YOU COME AND TELL ME CLEVELAND IS UNWATCHABLE RIGHT WHEN I'M HAVING A MOMENT. GET OUT!" *grabs tissues and Juergens*
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by BWard on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:08 pm

Jason Neal:

"WHAT THE FUCK NO RACE GOD DAMN SOME SHITTY LAPPED CAR WRECKED ME HE'S GONNA GO DOWN! ALL THOSE DRIVERS SO DIRTY I NEVER SCREW THEIR RACES OVER, STUPID BITCHES NOT USING THEIR HEADS LIKE MATT NEAL!"
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Rykia on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:15 pm

Durbin Asks Calls out Atkins on Comments; Fatalities Ensue

After hearing Ben Atkins's response to Durbin's comment on his 'death', Durbin felt the sudden urge to ask call him out over him saying Durbin "smells."  The driver of the HP Engineparts Dodge held a press conference, bashing Ben.  What he didn't expect was Atkins to show up.  Apparently, Atkins had heard of Durbin's intent from beyond the grave during a pathetic attempt to haunt Durbin.  He then revived himself and, to everyone's surprise, showed up to the conference.

Durbin had just completed his retort, saying, "That smell?  It's call cologne.  But I guess Atkins doesn't know what that is.  I mean really, he smells like he lives in a garbage can for god's sake!"  Durbin then took is toothpick out of his mouth and tossed it aside.  

At that very moment, Atkins stormed in, finger pointing.  As he was about to yell his sentiments to Durbin, the toothpick pierced through his ear and he died.  

Unfortunately, he wasn't the only fatality.  Apparently, Crag Jaysner had shown up as well, and the toothpick delved into his mouth, piercing his uvula, flying through his throat, and out of his back.  Jaysner did not die from this, but after making a bloodcurdling scream, was pushed by security, hit his foot on a metal chair, which reportedly was the cause of his death.

Durbin will not be charged for the deaths.

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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:18 pm

Alien race declares war on earth, due to video not being up!

Prince Tlas Klyvixcismaxiblya of Zarklon XII declares galactic war with Earth because the PCC Cup Series finale isn't up! Here is a translated press release, "Evil Earthlings will die, due to there incompetence. WE WILL DYSTROY EARTH UNTIL VIDEO IS UP! Obviously the reason for the video not being up is the fault of Obama. We shall destroy him! We have already dystroyed one particular house in Britain, inhabited by an incompetent Earthling named BAHNEY! Tragically he was not there! The REST of the incompetent Earthlings WILL PARISH!"
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Kornography on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:19 pm

Crag Jaysner back in hell, kills self again

Crag Jaysner arrived back in hell following his untimely second death, only to find that all tv stations in hell no longer worked. He subsequently played the shotgun mouthwash card and is currently in limbo.
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Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:22 pm

Brian Gallagher: GO TO HELL JAYSNER!
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Post by BWard on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:23 pm

JASON NEAL:

"My name is BAHNEY?! BAHNEY?! BAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY?! Well then, I think someone is going in the Osama trash. Prince Tlas Klyvixcismaxiblya, I DECLARE A CIVIL WAR AGAINST YOU THINKING BAHNEY IS A REAL NAME! Why you do did' to my wife and children?! I WILL END YOU, with a cake. There."
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Re: Race 20: The Cleveland Grand Prix

Post by Ben Atkins on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:24 pm

Atkins' friends respond to his 5th death

"Meh."

Dan Branch responds to his 5th death

"I'M A HOMO. HEH. SHUT THE FUCK UP HEH"

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Post by BWard on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:25 pm

Jason Neal's response to Atkins' death:

"Good, he was always a bitch."
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Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:26 pm

Prince Tlas Klyvixcismaxiblya rebuts Jason Neal

"YOU SHALL DIE! NEAL! In the name of our GOD Matt Plato!
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Post by BWard on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:36 pm

Jason Neal:

"What's that? Video is nearly processing?! OH MY GOD, TIME TO KILL ALL THE CLONES OF BEN ATKINS THAT WERE FORCED BY CRAG JAYSNER TO HAVE ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT A FARCE THAT IS!!!"
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Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:37 pm

BWardboy88 wrote:Jason Neal:

"What's that? Video is nearly processing?! OH MY GOD, TIME TO KILL ALL THE CLONES OF BEN ATKINS THAT WERE FORCED BY CRAG JAYSNER TO HAVE ABORTIONS EVERYWHERE!!! HOLY SHIT WHAT Q FARCE THAT IS!!!"

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Post by Alta on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:40 pm

Chris Allen's thoughts on this

"I DON'T EVEN KNOW THIS GUY! HELL WHY AM I HERE?"

Kelly Blackwater could not be reached for comment as she was having in a "private meeting" with her team owner.


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Post by Ben Atkins on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:42 pm

Ben Atkins responds to Jason Neal

"Oi mate, are you on drugs? You're going way too far with your reactions mate."

In other news, Dan Branch, indeed, is still a homo.

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Post by BWard on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:43 pm

Neal's response to Ben Atkins:

"In one word, TROLLING."

That is all.
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Post by Kornography on Sun Mar 02, 2014 2:52 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S UP!

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Post by gwoodard41 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 3:28 pm

Greg Woodard responds to recent Chaos

He couldn't be reached for comment because apparently he started a #Cut4Lycoia Club
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Post by f1fan12 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:12 pm

Spoiler:
Korodovos expected it

Nicholas Korodovos was very confident that he would win the championship as well as the race! "I knew the Manticore team would self-implode upon themselves. Elias would crack and curl up and cry under pressure. I just had to make sure the car didn't break. I wasn't even pushing the car as hard as it could have. Good win for the team!" Korodovos won the 2012 PCC Cup Series champion. There is only one thing Korodovos asked for was, "I would like a god damn hot dog!"
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Post by navycook75 on Sun Mar 02, 2014 4:48 pm

Leckliter has a comment about the chaos

"I have honestly no idea what's going on, all I know is a British guy died, not like he mattered."
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Post by Alpineopossum on Mon Mar 03, 2014 7:27 am

Bindernagel Defeats Aliens

Timothy Bindernagel rose from his underground Lair of Kick Ass to take on Prince Tlas Klyvixcismaxiblya of Zarklon XII in an epic battle over Cleveland. Bindernagel grabbed a gun and chartered a Piper Cub out of Cuyahoga County Airport on a Cleveland's East Side. Bindernagel then skydived out of the plane after generously tipping the pilot. He then shot the craft holding Prince Tlas Klyvixcismaxiblya of Zarklon XII's soldiers with his AR15. The evil warlord's spacecraft crash landed on the 3300 block of East 55th Street. The aliens, if any are still alive have been defeated. On the bright side they will not pay damages to the property owners on their landing site, as Klyvixcismaxiblya recently made a generous donation to Ed FitzGerald's campaign fund. The county executive praised Klyvixcismaxiblya for helping in east side urban renewal.
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Post by Electric Wolf on Mon Mar 03, 2014 10:47 am

BWardboy88 wrote:Neal's response to Ben Atkins:

"In one word, TROLLING."

That is all.

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