The Breaking News No One Saw Coming.
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The Breaking News No One Saw Coming.
Reports are that it is expected that tomorrow NASCAR's most popular driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. is going to announce that he has signed this unknown female driver named Danica Patrick to his team, JR Motorsports. Apparently this Danica chick has been running IndyCar for the last couple years or so. She also ran and led the Indy 500. Reports are that the press conference will involve a web site domain registration company called "GoDaddy.Com" sponsoring Patrick. Not sure if they've ever been affiliated or not, haven't seen any commercials or anything. Reports are they are in fact affiliated, as Patrick has apparently run a number of races for Earnhardt Jr. in both last year and this year. I was surprised to learn this because I never heard the group that broadcasts the races talk about her.
In all seriousness, who didn't see this coming?
In all seriousness, who didn't see this coming?
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I'm beginning to dislike both of them.
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Danica Patrick? Who's that? Furthermore, why does she have two first names?
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Women in Nascar? Haha....That's hilarious.
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She'll be back in IndyCar within three years.
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Kinda reminds me of the last time Jr and a femaile nascar driver got together! lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGjj027GirQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGjj027GirQ
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I've heard big things about her..at least from ESPN
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Since when did they put kitchens in the cars? trololololAlta wrote:Women in Nascar? Haha....That's hilarious.
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Wait...i never heard of this Dale Earnhardt Jr....who is that? and whats this newfangled IndyCar racing? dont they look like planes?
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Re: The Breaking News No One Saw Coming.
Since when could women vote, much less be allowed to operate anything that doesn't cook food or clean dishes?
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Why bump a near month old topic for a stupid joke.Jahgee1124 wrote:Since when could women vote, much less be allowed to operate anything that doesn't cook food or clean dishes?
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Alexis Rainsford will kill you for that. Really though was that bump necessary?Jahgee1124 wrote:Since when could women vote, much less be allowed to operate anything that doesn't cook food or clean dishes?
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Jahgee1124 wrote:Since when could women vote, much less be allowed to operate anything that doesn't cook food or clean dishes?
Quite possibly the dumbest thing I have ever heard uttered on these boards. I hope for your sake that you're just really bad at jokes.
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Come on, dude. You're just starting to get annoying.Jahgee1124 wrote:Since when could women vote, much less be allowed to operate anything that doesn't cook food or clean dishes?
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bumped for this
Danica's 2012 schedule to be announced Friday: Stewart-Haas Racing likely will hire a crew chief, key engineers and road crew for Danica Patrick's part-time schedule in 2012 with the idea that they will work with Patrick in 2013. The team doesn't have sponsorship to run the car more than 10 races, and if it doesn't find sponsorship for the races Patrick won't drive, it must decide how many people it can hire to work full time for a partial run next year. "You want to build your team from the ground up," SHR Executive Vice President Brett Frood said Tuesday. "Our objective is to start building that team throughout next year. It may not be every piece of the team, but the core components we're going to build next year so they can get their continuity and learn from each other. It may be pieces at a time, but as we get into the end of next year, we're going to have the team intact ready to transition into 2013 full time without any challenges." Patrick's 2012 Cup schedule will be announced Friday at Texas Motor Speedway.(Scene Daily)(11-3-2011)
Danica's 2012 schedule to be announced Friday: Stewart-Haas Racing likely will hire a crew chief, key engineers and road crew for Danica Patrick's part-time schedule in 2012 with the idea that they will work with Patrick in 2013. The team doesn't have sponsorship to run the car more than 10 races, and if it doesn't find sponsorship for the races Patrick won't drive, it must decide how many people it can hire to work full time for a partial run next year. "You want to build your team from the ground up," SHR Executive Vice President Brett Frood said Tuesday. "Our objective is to start building that team throughout next year. It may not be every piece of the team, but the core components we're going to build next year so they can get their continuity and learn from each other. It may be pieces at a time, but as we get into the end of next year, we're going to have the team intact ready to transition into 2013 full time without any challenges." Patrick's 2012 Cup schedule will be announced Friday at Texas Motor Speedway.(Scene Daily)(11-3-2011)
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Re: The Breaking News No One Saw Coming.
Did anyone hear of that new girl on the block, Shawna Robinson? She's supposed to be really good!
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