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Post by PackerMan71 Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:41 pm

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2012 ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet, coming to you live from the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas, Nevada. Here to start the show off, our first musical act of the evening, this is Three Days Grace!

I Hate Everything About You
Pain
Animal I Have Become
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And now, here's the host of this year's awards banquet, host of The Fuel, Mr. James Spalding!

Volbeat's Still Counting begins playing...

Welcome, everyone, to the 2012 edition of the ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet. As you all know, I'm James Spalding, host of The Fuel on TMMC Radio. Well, before we get started here tonight, let's take a moment to remember the drivers who lost their lives at Texas in November. Tiffany Matthews, Tyson Lautenschlager, Cody Keaton, Gordon Sting, and Peter Kreamer... you will not be forgotten.

10-Bell Salute

We're gonna take a real quick commercial break. When we come back, we'll see who the Fail Award winners are.

The 2012 ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet will return after these messages.
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Post by PackerMan71 Fri Jan 25, 2013 7:46 pm

Welcome back to the 2012 ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet.

Now before we get to the FCA Fail Awards, here are the drivers who didn't quite make it into the top 10, but will still get special recognition for their efforts this season, due to the twinbill format. From 11th place down through 20...

Background music begins playing...

20TH PLACE FINISHER: David Krikorian!
19TH PLACE FINISHER: From Motegi, Japan... Seiju Dejao!
18TH PLACE FINISHER: From Davenport, Iowa... Kasie Campbell!
17TH PLACE FINISHER: From Hometown, Illinois... Kevin Monroe!
16TH PLACE FINISHER: From Clarksville, Tennessee... Lane Cranston!
15TH PLACE FINISHER: From District Heights, Maryland... Bobby Porteau!
14TH PLACE FINISHER: From Phoenix, Arizona... Eric Jackson!
13TH PLACE FINISHER: From Kokomo, Indiana... Alex Carson!
12TH PLACE FINISHER: Kalvin Oreiller!
11TH PLACE FINISHER: From Tampa, Florida... Ashley Tucker!

Give a big round of applause for the drivers who managed to finish in the top 20 in 2012.

(crowd applause)

Alright. Now we're gonna switch gears a little bit, and we're gonna present the "winners" of the FCA Fail Awards for 2012. Music, please!

Benny Hill Theme begins playing...

BITTER PILLS WORST RACE OF THE YEAR: This was a runaway choice. Mosport easily took this one after ARLA decided to run the second round in a freaking monsoon. Needless to say, it was not a very good decision.

REJECT OF THE YEAR: Usually, this award would be reserved for Derek Dudding, but surprisingly, there was an even more fail driver this year, according to the fans. So in a little bit of an upset, this year's reject is Hotshot Racing's Barney Ward. Congratulations on being 2012's most epic tardo!

OOPS! MEDICAL CENTERS FAIL OF THE YEAR: And as if that weren't enough, Barney Ward's driving skills earn him two fail awards this season. Here's to hoping you don't suck in 2013, provided you get back in. Laughing

ARLA MOST HATED DRIVER: Well, she's been in the running for this award for a long time, and for a while, it looked like Barney Ward was gonna win this one as well, but in the end, Allie Riggs finally earns the title of most hated driver in ARLA. Congrats, Allie, on being a total douchebag and earning this award!

ARLA MOST HATED TEAM: And for the second year in a row, Team Burr is the team the fans love to hate. Of course, when you have Derek Dudding on your team, you tend to earn the ire of fans and drivers alike. Razz

COMMERCIAL-B-GONE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MOMENT OF 2012: This was a no-brainer. The Mark Freestone Crash @ Talladega gained a lot of attention, not necessarily because of the crash itself, but the effect it had on the race. ARLA decided to abandon the race, which didn't sit well with fans or the track owners. They did re-run the race at the end of the season, but the damage had long since been done.

And those were the 2012 FCA Fail Awards. Congrats to the "winners", and may your 2013 season not be such a derpfest. Laughing

Oh, dude... that was harsh on the eyes. I think I need some serious therapy right now, so let's hear some words of wisdom from our good friend, Steve Ballmer.

(soft music plays in the background)

Steve Ballmer Sells Windows

........... Suspect

What's the matter with that guy?!

(audience laughs Laughing )

Eh, whatever. Coming up next, we will begin handing out the awards for the top ten finishers in the 2012 ARLA Elite Series points standings. Stay where you are.

(OOC: Sorry for taking this long getting the second part up. Work has taken up the majority of my time this week, and I haven't really felt motivated to get this up. At least until right now. Laughing)
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Post by Rykia Fri Jan 25, 2013 11:21 pm

PackerMan71 wrote:Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2012 ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet, coming to you live from the Golden Nugget in Las Vegas, Nevada. Here to start the show off, our first musical act of the evening, this is Three Days Grace!

I Hate Everything About You
Pain
Animal I Have Become
Chalk Outline

Oh the irony lol.

(OOC: If you didn't know, Adam Gontier, lead singer, notified the band he was leaving the group a few weeks ago, but I'm assuming the banquet before then?)

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Post by PackerMan71 Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:37 am

Welcome back to the 2012 ARLA Elite Series Awards Banquet.

It's now time to award the first of our top ten points awards...

2012 ARLA ELITE SERIES 10TH PLACE FINISHER:

(Cooper can insert the theme here if he's interested...)

She has lived in the shadow of her younger sister Alexis since the beginning of her career, but this season, she has started to make her own mark on the racing world. With 9 top tens, including 7 in a row, and a pair of runner-up finishes, she proved that she is a great fit for GRI, and will be driving their flagship #71 car in 2013. And like her sister, she will be married in the offseason to Matt Torres, and we congratulate her for that as well. She will be making her first appearance on the stage for a points trophy. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the driver of the #171 Dublin Downs Casino and Resort Kivett Spade, from Aurora, Illinois...

Rachel Rainsford!


(Cooper, you're up. Smile)
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Post by SnakePlissken Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:41 am

And like her sister, she will be married in the offseason to Matt Torres, and we congratulate her for that as well.

They're both marrying Matt Torres in the off season?! That Matt's a lucky guy! Laughing

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Post by PackerMan71 Sat Feb 02, 2013 11:44 am

SnakePlissken wrote:
And like her sister, she will be married in the offseason to Matt Torres, and we congratulate her for that as well.

They're both marrying Matt Torres in the off season?! That Matt's a lucky guy! Laughing

I meant to say that both were getting married to their respective fiancee's in the offseason. Razz Laughing
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